Duncanpup offers practical advice for no kings protesters...

[fatboy]

Duncanpup
 (14,600 posts)Fri Jun 13, 2025, 05:54 AM
For the no kings march some suggestions.
Just a dyslexic bad punctuation ramble yet also suggestions on how we do this peacefully and move forward and get to Sunday morning.

Get a burner phone if able leave your regular phone at home.
Take a back pack.
Water a few bottles.
Some basic first aid supplies.
Take cash if you can do not use your banking card.
Food perhaps some of those nutritional bars.
If you take prescription drugs perhaps take three day supply.
If you wear contacts probably be best to just wear your glasses may wanna carry spare set of glasses as well.
May want to carry large goggles that fit over your eyewear or just to protect your eyes in event of tear gas.
Wear comfortable loose fitting clothing it’s going to be warm weather air needs to circulate.
Maybe carry rain jacket.
Probably should not wear shorts.
Footgear no sandals try to wear sneakers or closed toe shoes.
Bandanna try using old t shirt to cut up as it’s larger more comfortable. Should probably have several bandannas just in case a stranger may need one in case of gas.
If it goes hot then sit down to show that you are not a threat.
If you find yourself under attack with tear gas wet your bandanna then tie it back around your face real tight use water to rinse your eyes out………..

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220392668

One essential item TEB left out is a stash of adult diapers.

[Ralph Wiggum]

He forgot:

Molotov Cocktails
Multiple lighters and books of matches
Bricks
Water Bottles full of urine
Emergency can of gasoline for self-immolation

[Texacon]

 


He took the list they posted from some organization and just put it into his own … words?

 

KC

[67 Rover]

Forgot to add location to pickup your professionally printed protest sign, fireworks and also a map of pallet locations loaded with concrete blocks.

[DLR Pyro]

He didn't forget.  These DUmmies are very smart and use code to stay out of trouble.  I have used my Ovaltine decoder wheel to help you understand what he was really saying in his message

He forgot:

Molotov Cocktails     Take a back pack
Multiple lighters and books of matches     Get a burner phone if able leave your regular phone at home
Bricks    Food perhaps some of those nutritional bars.
Water Bottles full of urine    Water a few bottles.
Emergency can of gasoline for self-immolation   Some basic first aid supplies.

we would be fools to underestimate the level of coordination and sophistication the rebel alliance has.

[ADsOutburst]

Left-wing protestors need to be told to prepare for... weather?

[DLR Pyro]

Left-wing protestors need to be told to prepare for... weather?

I'm surprised he didn't remind them to remember to breathe

[67 Rover]

Left-wing protestors need to be told to prepare for... weather?

Rain is too much like a shower, I expect it will cut the numbers significantly.

[ADsOutburst]

How do we know it isn't right-wing infiltrators disguised as raindrops?

[DUmpDiver]

Make sure that your phone is fully charged so you can watch the Army's 250th birthday parade.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Why a "burner" phone? No matter what, the NSA could track you even with a burner phone. The current government does not care about your antics: they mock and laugh at you.

Such self-important morons.

[Texacon]

I think the authorities should tell them all they are being coated with flammable liquids, and if they disobey someone will ignite them.

KC

[jukin]

I think all the seditious supporters of a foreign invasion should try the wet bandana in a CS gas storm. I'd be interested in watching that.

[FlippyDoo]

May want to carry large goggles that fit over your eyewear or just to protect your eyes in event of tear gas.

Bandanna try using old t shirt to cut up as it’s larger more comfortable. Should probably have several bandannas just in case a stranger may need one in case of gas.

Perhaps it's strange or perhaps it's because I'm not an idiotic, anti-American, idiotic, criminal scum who has no respect for laws, authority, or others, but in my 60 years of life, I've never had to worry about carrying things in case of tear gas.

[DUmpDiver]

Perhaps it's strange or perhaps it's because I'm not an idiotic, anti-American, idiotic, criminal scum who has no respect for laws, authority, or others, but in my 60 years of life, I've never had to worry about carrying things in case of tear gas.

Don't forget to wear your rubber bullet vest.

[SVPete]

Translating and summarizing the verbosity of the late-lamented-Boog's pet human: I'll be too busy hugging and chugging Keystone to join you, but here's my help.

[Movie buff- The Sequel]

"Bandanna try using old t shirt to cut up as it’s larger more comfortable. Should probably have several bandannas just in case a stranger may need one in case of gas."
Bandanas in protest riots are mainly worn by "Black Bloc" Anarchist douchebags from groups like Antifa.
They say it's to protect them from tear gas, but they REALLY wear them mostly for three reasons:
1. To lessen the risk of police identifying and arresting them when they inevitably get violent (Hence the REAL reason why this DUmmy suggests having several, so that they can repeatedly change them out to make it harder for the cops to identify them).
2. To lessen the risk of their rich parents seeing them in news footage of the riots and cutting off their trust funds. NOTHING scares an Anarchist douchebag more than the concept of having to get a job and work for a living.
3. To cover up the fact that most Anarchists have hideously- rotted teeth, due to a combination of meth- mouth and a belief that all forms of personal hygiene are for Nazis (This also explains why most Anarchist protestor douchebags tend to smell like Woodstock port- a- potties that were stuffed full of roadkill and left out in the desert).