The Democratic Party Cafe Menu:
It doesn't matter what you order. We decide what you're eating. You don't know what's good for you anyway. Whatever we end up serving you, we'll deny that that isn't what you ordered. We're not going to tell you what you're getting either. But whatever it is, it will be cheesy bad, hammed up, and served with a side of word salad. You will be issued a customer satisfaction survey. However, any response indicating dissatisfaction with your meal and our service will be considered invalid.
We wonder why we don't get many returning customers.