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Lurking DUmmies: were they lying then, or are they lying now?
« on: May 18, 2025, 05:53:05 PM »


     So, someone in the DNC decided the way to get people to quit talk about what everyone already knew is to give Slow Joe cancer. One of two things is possible:

     1. They're lying now, to garner sympathy and shut people up about the fact that slow joe wasn't running the country for 4 years, OR
     2. They were lying THEN, claiming he was A-1, top of his game, healthiest and sharpest man in the world, ready for another 4 years.

     Because no one gets the diagnosis they claim he now has and DIDN'T know LONG ago. Especially the most-prodded man in the world.

     Either way, **** off and we'll keep talking about him all we want. But also: now Trump doesn't have to disclose shit about his health ever again. Joe didn't. Under the most generous interpretation imaginable, Joe lied his festering nuts off to try to stay in power when he should have been a Chemo-sabe.

     Thanks for the new rules, DUmmies. 
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Re: Lurking DUmmies: were they lying then, or are they lying now?
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2025, 06:16:33 PM »
Were they lying then, or are they lying now?

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Re: Lurking DUmmies: were they lying then, or are they lying now?
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2025, 06:26:08 PM »
LIEden isn’t running for anything, and his cancer might get a day or two of coverage, so either LIEden’s doc knew several years ago or was a rubber glove short of competent.
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Re: Lurking DUmmies: were they lying then, or are they lying now?
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2025, 07:22:41 PM »
Query: When aren't they lying?
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Re: Lurking DUmmies: were they lying then, or are they lying now?
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2025, 09:57:27 PM »
Although it uses the big C word, prostrate cancer isn't a big deal usually if detected and chopped out.
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Re: Lurking DUmmies: were they lying then, or are they lying now?
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2025, 10:06:50 PM »
Last September they caught my prostate cancer after doing a scan. They said they had to get rid of it within a month and gave me the option of either chemotherapy or surgery. I chose the surgery.  Now they said they didn't find a lot of cancer and that the type of cancer wasn't the kind that would spread and that it rarely does. So, I dodged a bullet I guess.
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Re: Lurking DUmmies: were they lying then, or are they lying now?
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2025, 10:58:48 PM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on May 18, 2025, 07:22:41 PM
Query: When aren't they lying?

To cite Franksolich's First Law of DUmp'Rats:
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"DUmmies lie. All the time, DUmmies lie.

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Re: Lurking DUmmies: were they lying then, or are they lying now?
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2025, 04:00:50 AM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on May 18, 2025, 07:22:41 PM
Query: When aren't they lying?

When they are wishing death upon us.
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Re: Lurking DUmmies: were they lying then, or are they lying now?
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2025, 07:04:36 AM »
Quote from: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 19, 2025, 04:00:50 AM
When they are wishing death upon us.

Nah.

Even then they're lying, because if we all dropped dead tomorrow, their gravy train would go off the tracks, and then they'd have to actually gulp ...WORK OR STARVE.

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Re: Lurking DUmmies: were they lying then, or are they lying now?
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2025, 07:40:15 AM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on May 18, 2025, 07:22:41 PM
Query: When aren't they lying?

When their lips aren't moving.
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