Worst ... Star Wars Sequel ... EVER! J.B. Pritzker Comes Back for More Punishment on Star Wars Day
Last year, for 'May the 4th,' the morbidly obese Illinois governor posted one of the cringiest photos in X history, with him in Jedi robes holding a lightsaber, next to his wife dressed as Princess Leia. It was so thoroughly mocked by everyone on X that our own FuzzyChimp documented some of the epic takedowns.
Yesterday, Pritzker presented us with his own version of the worst sequel ever as he posted the same photo once again.
Ye Gods! In the words of Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'That's no moon; that's the governor of Illinois.'
When people look at Pritzker, a Jedi knight is not the first Star Wars character that comes to mind. He's a lot more like Jabba the Hutt, not only because of his physical appearance, but also because he's a corrupt gangster who resides in a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2025/05/05/worst-star-wars-sequel-ever-jb-pritzker-comes-back-for-more-punishment-on-star-wars-day-n2412349
