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Pompous DUmmy Rectal Aperture Declares: The Pendulum is About to Swing!
« on: April 26, 2025, 06:16:33 PM »
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The Pendulum is About to Swing
When the polls for Donald Trump go under 40%, the Republicans in the House and Senate will miraculously awaken. For the first time, they will feel politically threatened by defeat.

It is then that they will choose their own survival over the survival of their Leader.

Todays polls show Trump at 42% approval. With Independents, he was somewhere near 27%. And the polls continue to go down.

The American people have been assaulted by Trump and the Republicans in Congress. People's lives have been threatened by the abdication of the Republicans and their failure to uphold their oaths to the Constitution. Veterans have been unable to get help. Old folks have lived in anxiety, not knowing if they will get their Social Security checks. It is criminal what they have done.

But the pendulum is swinging.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220269886
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Re: Pompous DUmmy Rectal Aperture Declares: The Pendulum is About to Swing!
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2025, 06:21:14 PM »
If Trump polled under 40% that would still be 15 points higher than the democrats.
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Re: Pompous DUmmy Rectal Aperture Declares: The Pendulum is About to Swing!
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2025, 06:58:21 PM »
Where were dumbocrats a year ago with pedoJoe and polling???????????????????????
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Re: Pompous DUmmy Rectal Aperture Declares: The Pendulum is About to Swing!
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2025, 07:09:48 PM »
How many failed Swinging Pendulum predictions have been posted on DU since January 2001?
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Re: Pompous DUmmy Rectal Aperture Declares: The Pendulum is About to Swing!
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2025, 11:38:44 PM »
Your intro was a dead giveaway. :hammer:
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Re: Pompous DUmmy Rectal Aperture Declares: The Pendulum is About to Swing!
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2025, 12:35:07 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on April 26, 2025, 07:09:48 PM
How many failed Swinging Pendulum predictions have been posted on DU since January 2001?

Easy. All of them.
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Re: Pompous DUmmy Rectal Aperture Declares: The Pendulum is About to Swing!
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2025, 06:54:11 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on April 27, 2025, 12:35:07 AM
Easy. All of them.

I'll give it 24 business hours...
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Re: Pompous DUmmy Rectal Aperture Declares: The Pendulum is About to Swing!
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2025, 01:50:41 PM »
When you think Kensuck couldn't get any more stupid he goes and moves the goal post another four miles.
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Re: Pompous DUmmy Rectal Aperture Declares: The Pendulum is About to Swing!
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2025, 02:16:29 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on April 27, 2025, 06:54:11 AM
I'll give it 24 business hours...

Give or take, depending on the rate of table-turning and wall closure.

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Re: Pompous DUmmy Rectal Aperture Declares: The Pendulum is About to Swing!
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2025, 02:21:57 PM »
Last major polls I saw Trump was at 53%. Concerning the issues Trump is pushing, those were at 60-72% approval.
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Re: Pompous DUmmy Rectal Aperture Declares: The Pendulum is About to Swing!
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2025, 02:44:53 PM »
Quote from: jukin on April 27, 2025, 02:21:57 PM
Last major polls I saw Trump was at 53%. Concerning the issues Trump is pushing, those were at 60-72% approval.

[DU-Speak] Those are Reich-Wing polls. [/DU-Speak]
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Re: Pompous DUmmy Rectal Aperture Declares: The Pendulum is About to Swing!
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2025, 05:03:48 PM »
The word "pendulum" is used so infrequently that any time I hear it I automatically thing of the Roger Miller. With apologies to the late, great Roger Miller, for some reason I thought of these lyrics after seeing DUmbFuk's post...

Government swings like a pendulum do.
DUmmies on cry-cycles two by two.
DemonRats wicked and evil as sin.
Their slaves, the DUmmie minions, beg to join in.
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