Just start lying: Palin is pro choice; palin is an atheist--never goes to church

[MrsSmith]

democrat in Tallahassee  (1000+ posts)       Sun Sep-14-08 03:00 PM
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Just start lying: Palin is pro choice; palin is an atheist--never goes to church
 
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Don't you see--if we hate something they either think it's great or don't give a shit--the only way to wake these people up is to lie just like McCain does. They don't care if she has a secretive government or is she shoots wolves or puppies for that matter.
But they do care about crap that doesn't belong in the political arena. So just start lying--I heard she wants to take away our guns and boy am I pissed!

 

Start??  Start??   

rainy  (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-14-08 03:02 PM
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1. The funny thing is that if we just told the truth and the media would
 repeat it over and over again like they do the lies then we would win with the truth.

Wow, an honest answer!   

alfredo  (1000+ posts)       Sun Sep-14-08 03:21 PM
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8. But her "lesbian lover" is off limits. What she does in the privacy of
 someone else's bedroom is none of our business. 

Lame.  Really, really lame.   

sfexpat2000  (1000+ posts)       Sun Sep-14-08 03:42 PM
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15. I heard she's the biggest Planned Parenthood donor in Alaska!
 
 Nah, that won't fly.  You guys would like her if she was into killing babies.
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 Minnesota_Lib (1000+ posts)       Sun Sep-14-08 03:41 PM
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14. Some say she is a secretly a vegan/wiccan jihadist raised to infiltrate the highest seats...
 Edited on Sun Sep-14-08 03:41 PM by Minnesota_Lib
..of power so she can force us to worship nature and eat all our veggies!

 

[Carl]

And the smartest and most gifted among us show up again.

[Atomic Lib Smasher]

I guess the more tactical lies haven't worked yet, so the libtards have to resort to blatant whacked out lies.


"SArUH Pa7In is a aLie# fRum owtr spa5e!111 an sHe @ave me a Anel probe!1111" - DUmmie mode

[BlueStateSaint]

The next Vonage commercial is writing itself over there.

[Chris_]

They keep lying, we'll keep telling the truth. Let them sabotage themselves.

Mabus  (1000+ posts)       Sun Sep-14-08 03:46 PM
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16. Went out to lunch today with my husband
 We stopped on the way to the restaurant and picked up a National Enquirer. When we got to the restaurant we got the hostess to sit us near the buffet table. Then I pulled out the National Enquirer and made sure the "shocking" headlines were visible to those in the buffet area by draping it over the back of the chair facing the buffet table.

Over the course of an hour, we noticed people cocking their heads to read the headlines while they were filling their plates. We noticed people nudging their companions and pointing to the tabloid. We noticed when they looked upset or when they looked like they were expounding on the headline stories. A couple of times, when the buffet area got a little crowded, we had people strike up conversations with us as they waited for access to their buffet favorite. We had also had three people who stopped by the table just to talk about how bad the McCain-Palin ticket was for our country. Finally we had people who would walk by and make little comments like, "she's so fake" or "why did he/McCain choose her?" or "I'm for Obama". It was fun. 

The national enquirer IS FAKE, DUMBASS. How do you people breathe on your own?

[Chris_]

-if we hate something they either think it's great or don't give a shit--the only way to wake these people up is to lie just like McCain  does.

I invite any lurking DUmmie to register and post any lie McCain has made.

One.

[jukin]

Mabus  (1000+ posts)       Sun Sep-14-08 03:46 PM
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16. Went out to lunch today with my husband
 We stopped on the way to the restaurant and picked up a National Enquirer. When we got to the restaurant we got the hostess to sit us near the buffet table. Then I pulled out the National Enquirer and made sure the "shocking" headlines were visible to those in the buffet area by draping it over the back of the chair facing the buffet table.

Over the course of an hour, we noticed people cocking their heads to read the headlines while they were filling their plates. We noticed people nudging their companions and pointing to the tabloid. We noticed when they looked upset or when they looked like they were expounding on the headline stories. A couple of times, when the buffet area got a little crowded, we had people strike up conversations with us as they waited for access to their buffet favorite. We had also had three people who stopped by the table just to talk about how bad the McCain-Palin ticket was for our country. Finally we had people who would walk by and make little comments like, "she's so fake" or "why did he/McCain choose her?" or "I'm for Obama". It was fun.

Lamest bouncy ever![/Comicstoreguy}

[NHSparky]

Just start lying

You haven't told the truth yet--why start now?

[MrsSmith]

Mabus  (1000+ posts)       Sun Sep-14-08 03:46 PM
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16. Went out to lunch today with my husband
 We stopped on the way to the restaurant and picked up a National Enquirer. When we got to the restaurant we got the hostess to sit us near the buffet table. Then I pulled out the National Enquirer and made sure the "shocking" headlines were visible to those in the buffet area by draping it over the back of the chair facing the buffet table.

Over the course of an hour, we noticed people cocking their heads to read the headlines while they were filling their plates. We noticed people nudging their companions and pointing to the tabloid. We noticed when they looked upset or when they looked like they were expounding on the headline stories. A couple of times, when the buffet area got a little crowded, we had people strike up conversations with us as they waited for access to their buffet favorite. We had also had three people who stopped by the table just to talk about how bad the McCain-Palin ticket was for our country. Finally we had people who would walk by and make little comments like, "she's so fake" or "why did he/McCain choose her?" or "I'm for Obama". It was fun.

Lamest bouncy ever![/Comicstoreguy}

Parts of it may have been true.  If we'd gone out somewhere and seen someone so obviously display The National Enquirer like that, we'd have nudged each other and looked.  Of course, we'd have gone back to our table and laughed all through the meal.  If any of this is true, most of those looking probably did the same thing.   

[BlueStateSaint]

-if we hate something they either think it's great or don't give a shit--the only way to wake these people up is to lie just like McCain  does.

I invite any lurking DUmmie to register and post any lie McCain has made.

One.

All you're going to hear are . . .

*crickets*

And, for the lie to work, Trig Palin can't exist.  He does.  Any idiot knows that.

[RightCoast]

Mabus  (1000+ posts)       Sun Sep-14-08 03:46 PM
Response to Original message
16. Went out to lunch today with my husband
 We stopped on the way to the restaurant and picked up a National Enquirer. When we got to the restaurant we got the hostess to sit us near the buffet table. Then I pulled out the National Enquirer and made sure the "shocking" headlines were visible to those in the buffet area by draping it over the back of the chair facing the buffet table.

Over the course of an hour, we noticed people cocking their heads to read the headlines while they were filling their plates. We noticed people nudging their companions and pointing to the tabloid. We noticed when they looked upset or when they looked like they were expounding on the headline stories. A couple of times, when the buffet area got a little crowded, we had people strike up conversations with us as they waited for access to their buffet favorite. We had also had three people who stopped by the table just to talk about how bad the McCain-Palin ticket was for our country. Finally we had people who would walk by and make little comments like, "she's so fake" or "why did he/McCain choose her?" or "I'm for Obama". It was fun.

Lamest bouncy ever![/Comicstoreguy}

Am inclined to believe this one... "hey marge...look at the moonbat with the Enquirer over its chair!  I think its trying to make a political statement."

[Airwolf]

With the track record you idiots have shown in the past with telling lies, you might want to rethink that stratagy...........then again maybe not, it just makes it easier for our side to win.

[jinxmchue]

Then I pulled out the National Enquirer and made sure the "shocking" headlines were visible to those in the buffet area by draping it over the back of the chair facing the buffet table.

Uh, bullshit.  Headlines are AT THE HEAD/TOP of the paper.  For the headlines to be visible by draping the NE over a chair, THEY WOULD BE UPSIDE DOWN.  I really, really doubt people passing by an upside down NE on their way to or from a buffet line are going to give a damn what it says.