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Offline BamaMoose

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Fire Up the Conspiracy Machine
« on: April 21, 2025, 04:44:02 AM »
Pope Francis has passed at the age of 88 after several significant health issues in the past few months.  He was also a vocal critic of President Trump.  And he just happened to have briefly met with Vice President Vance yesterday just before giving his Easter Blessing.  How long will it take before the conspiracy theories start flying that Trump/Vance assassinated the Pope?  And what will become the favored conspiracy as to how Trump/Vance hastened his death?  I'm going with Vance slipped Putin-supplied Polonium into the Pope's tea.  But it could be something simpler like Vance intentionally infected him with COVID by not wearing a mask.  And I'll give the conspiracy theorists a hint.  Vance flew out of Rome this morning and is already in India.  Sounds pretty suspicious to me.
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Re: Fire Up the Conspiracy Machine
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2025, 05:22:31 AM »
I made a similar prediction in the Shoutbox. We should track CTs here.
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Re: Fire Up the Conspiracy Machine
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2025, 05:55:55 AM »
<tin hat>All of this talk about martial law was only misdirection. The real target was the pope.</tin hat>
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Re: Fire Up the Conspiracy Machine
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2025, 06:35:18 AM »
I was just thinking about that now! I was going to search for DUmmie threads  about it!
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Re: Fire Up the Conspiracy Machine
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2025, 07:19:50 AM »
So what kind of DUmp'Rat conspiracy will it fall under: MIHOP or LIHOP?

And how long will it take for the DUmp'Rats to post up video of cinder block and chicken wire Vaticans burning in effigy to prove that the official line that Da Pope died of old age and poor health is complete bullshit??

Enquiring minds want to know these things, you know...  :popcorn: :naughty:
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Re: Fire Up the Conspiracy Machine
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2025, 07:25:54 AM »

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He met real evil and decided death was a better option
**** you Vance and I’m an atheist

The Pope is dead

https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?action=post;topic=136270.0;last_msg=1559136


And we are off!
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Re: Fire Up the Conspiracy Machine
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2025, 07:36:03 AM »
Quote from: BamaMoose on April 21, 2025, 04:44:02 AM
Pope Francis has passed at the age of 88 after several significant health issues in the past few months.  He was also a vocal critic of President Trump.  And he just happened to have briefly met with Vice President Vance yesterday just before giving his Easter Blessing.  How long will it take before the conspiracy theories start flying that Trump/Vance assassinated the Pope?  And what will become the favored conspiracy as to how Trump/Vance hastened his death?  I'm going with Vance slipped Putin-supplied Polonium into the Pope's tea.  But it could be something simpler like Vance intentionally infected him with COVID by not wearing a mask.  And I'll give the conspiracy theorists a hint.  Vance flew out of Rome this morning and is already in India.  Sounds pretty suspicious to me.

Totally plausible DUmp conspiracy theory, having witnessed so many of their bat guano crazy ones over the past couple decades. :cheersmate:
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Re: Fire Up the Conspiracy Machine
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2025, 07:56:37 AM »
The Replies index from mal's thread, https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220256494 :

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Coming face to face with pure evil the day before you die.
Irish_Dem
1 hr ago
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It's rather sad that this one of his last meetings
Mike 03
1 hr ago
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Given the place of Easter in that religion
malaise
1 hr ago
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Damn. Kinda' like Einstein talking to a cockroach.
chouchou
1 hr ago
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The Pope never met with Vance.
arthritisR_US
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He did, briefly, after the pope initially declined to meet.
Tanuki
1 hr ago
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It took a couple tries
BumRushDaShow
57 min ago
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I can see the picture of Vance in his circle of "friends" giving each other high fives "I killed the pope, I killed the
LiberalArkie
1 hr ago
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Well as it turnsout
malaise
1 hr ago
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You know, with all that has been going on with our grand and glorious supreme leader, I miss George Carlin.
LiberalArkie
39 min ago
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Ditto
malaise
37 min ago
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From Hindustan Times
LiberalArkie
31 min ago
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What is it with these extreme right wingers?
mwooldri
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Profound
malaise
55 min ago
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Would be more dramatic if the sage brush atop his head caught on fire
gab13by13
39 min ago
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Too good
malaise
36 min ago
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everything this administration touches, dies. nt
Javaman
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I want Vance's visit linked to the Pope's death---repeatedly, and forever. (nt)
Paladin
59 min ago
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That is signed and sealed
malaise
56 min ago
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Ditto...
2naSalit
39 min ago
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like the book says....
samnsara
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I prefer to think that God gave him more time, just so he could face off with Vance.
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How many threads does DU have denouncing Pope Francis as some variety of eeeee-vile?

Personally (outsider's opinion), I do not think Francis was a good Pope nor good for the Catholic Church. I think he moved the Catholic Church in non-Scriptural directions, hopefully not long-term. That's the worst/most I'll say, no Snoopy-dancing, no desire to desecrate his grave. I'm content that God is the One Who decides his eternal reward.
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Re: Fire Up the Conspiracy Machine
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2025, 10:29:57 AM »
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everything this administration touches, dies. nt
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Dear President Trump,

Please find a way for your administration to touch DU.

Thank you,

America  :taps: :usflag:
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Re: Fire Up the Conspiracy Machine
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2025, 11:05:05 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on April 21, 2025, 07:56:37 AM
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Personally (outsider's opinion), I do not think Francis was a good Pope nor good for the Catholic Church. I think he moved the Catholic Church in non-Scriptural directions, hopefully not long-term. That's the worst/most I'll say, no Snoopy-dancing, no desire to desecrate his grave. I'm content that God is the One Who decides his eternal reward.

Power Line's John Hinderaker's post on Power Line blog has much of how I view Pope Francis, https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2025/04/pope-francis-rip.php . I also think Francis was poorly informed about Islam, historically and modern.
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Re: Fire Up the Conspiracy Machine
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2025, 11:10:19 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on April 21, 2025, 07:56:37 AM
The Replies index from mal's thread, https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220256494 :


I learned the news opening up reddit to a joke about his death being connected to the Vance visit.  The mental midgets over there seem to be covering their conspiracy theories in bad, ghoulish humor.  Liberalism continues to prove itself a mental disorder. 
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Re: Fire Up the Conspiracy Machine
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2025, 11:45:34 PM »
It wasn't VP Vance at all It was John Wick in the conservatory with a wrench.
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