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Offline Chris_

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Why hippies and other morons shouldn't be allowed to drive
« on: September 14, 2008, 11:10:19 AM »
Vegetarian Driver Suffers Pig Nightmare on Motorway
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The sight of a truckload of pigs headed for the sausage factory proved too much to bear for a German vegetarian woman who lost control of her vehicle as a result. Unfortunately, she crashed into another truck carrying pigs.

The sight of pigs proved too much to bear for a vegetarian motorist.
A vegetarian woman driving down a motorway in Germany was so traumatized at the sight of a truck loaded with pigs that she lost control of her vehicle and careered into another truck, which was also filled with pigs, police said.

"The woman found herself driving next to a large pig transport truck and the sight of the pitiful animals made her feel so sick that she jerked her steering wheel and started swerving,"
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Re: Why hippies and other morons shouldn't be allowed to drive
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2008, 11:48:32 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on September 14, 2008, 11:10:19 AM
Vegetarian Driver Suffers Pig Nightmare on Motorway
SPIEGEL ONLINE
Excerpt:
The sight of a truckload of pigs headed for the sausage factory proved too much to bear for a German vegetarian woman who lost control of her vehicle as a result. Unfortunately, she crashed into another truck carrying pigs.

The sight of pigs proved too much to bear for a vegetarian motorist.
A vegetarian woman driving down a motorway in Germany was so traumatized at the sight of a truck loaded with pigs that she lost control of her vehicle and careered into another truck, which was also filled with pigs, police said.

"The woman found herself driving next to a large pig transport truck and the sight of the pitiful animals made her feel so sick that she jerked her steering wheel and started swerving,"

So, this would probably make her guilty of harming many poor pigs.   :lmao:
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Re: Why hippies and other morons shouldn't be allowed to drive
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2008, 11:50:26 AM »
Was there any lipstick involved at all?
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Re: Why hippies and other morons shouldn't be allowed to drive
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2008, 12:18:34 PM »
I was station-surfing the other day when I heard Dr Laura take a call from a self-professed vegan who asked for help dealing with her emotions. She too started crying when she saw a truckload of animals headed for slaughter but she managed to pull over without incident.

Dr. Laura asked her if she cried at the sight of human children being sent to daycare centers to be herded like livestock.

The lady answered that she did not.

Dr. Laura responded that she would be unable to help the woman because their respective priorities were too far out of line with each other.
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Re: Why hippies and other morons shouldn't be allowed to drive
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2008, 02:44:19 PM »
"This little piggie went to market,
This little piggie stayed home.
This little piggie had roast beef,
This little piggie had none.
This little piggie cried wee, wee wee, aaaaaaall the way home."

The fun we could have with that one . . .  :fuelfire:
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Re: Why hippies and other morons shouldn't be allowed to drive
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2008, 02:46:05 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 14, 2008, 02:44:19 PM
"This little piggie went to market,
This little piggie stayed home.
This little piggie had roast beef,
This little piggie had none.
This little piggie cried wee, wee wee, aaaaaaall the way home."

The fun we could have with that one . . .  :fuelfire:

I wonder if Obama did that with his kids when they were babies?
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