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Offline CC27

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I made a horrible mistake. I reached out to my MAGA dad.
« on: March 28, 2025, 01:52:52 PM »
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I made a horrible mistake. I reached out to my MAGA dad.
Big mistake.

Never should have done that.

Next time I'm tempted to do so, I'm going to post here instead.

I swear, it's about as bad as drunk-dialing an ex.

He's now full-blown fascist.

Thinks we should invade Canada and Greenland.

His dad fought in WWII for crying out loud.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220182383

I bet Dad was annoyed you called in the first place
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Re: I made a horrible mistake. I reached out to my MAGA dad.
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2025, 01:57:41 PM »
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He's now full-blown fascist.

Translation into normal-people English: Dad is still conservative and is still happy he voted for Trump.
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Re: I made a horrible mistake. I reached out to my MAGA dad.
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2025, 02:02:03 PM »
Quote from: CC27 on March 28, 2025, 01:52:52 PM
I bet Dad was annoyed you called in the first place

     I saw that. It is hard to imagine that someone could make the following mental calculus: "You are my father, and I am your flesh and blood, but you apparently disagree with my belief that a bearded man in a pink tutu should be allowed to sit on a toilet next to an 8-year old girl, so I disown you. Moreover, your apparent attitude about fiscal policy is counter to mine, so I cannot condone your presence in my life. I am your daughter, and our bond is eternal, but you seem to prefer that a brain surgeon be qualified by a seasoned board of medical experts, whereas I am adamant that posterior fossa decompressions be attempted by strong independent black women who don't need no man."

     Know what other school of political thought preaches disregard for family over devotion to the state? Take a wild guess.
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Re: I made a horrible mistake. I reached out to my MAGA dad.
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2025, 02:07:37 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on March 28, 2025, 02:02:03 PM
     I saw that. It is hard to imagine that someone could make the following mental calculus: "You are my father, and I am your flesh and blood, but you apparently disagree with my belief that a bearded man in a pink tutu should be allowed to sit on a toilet next to an 8-year old girl, so I disown you. Moreover, your apparent attitude about fiscal policy is counter to mine, so I cannot condone your presence in my life. I am your daughter, and our bond is eternal, but you seem to prefer that a brain surgeon be qualified by a seasoned board of medical experts, whereas I am adamant that posterior fossa decompressions be attempted by strong independent black women who don't need no man."

     Know what other school of political thought preaches disregard for family over devotion to the state? Take a wild guess.

Only the DUmmies
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Re: I made a horrible mistake. I reached out to my MAGA dad.
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2025, 02:29:47 PM »
Quote from: CC27 on March 28, 2025, 02:07:37 PM
Only the DUmmies

     I need a kidney, and my father is a match, but he does not believe that tampons have a place in a boy's grade school bathroom. I will therefore die.
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Re: I made a horrible mistake. I reached out to my MAGA dad.
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2025, 03:01:53 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on March 28, 2025, 02:29:47 PM
     I need a kidney, and my father is a match, but he does not believe that tampons have a place in a boy's grade school bathroom. I will therefore die.
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Re: I made a horrible mistake. I reached out to my MAGA dad.
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2025, 03:32:08 PM »
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Next time I'm tempted to do so, I'm going to post here instead.

Translation:

'Next time I need something, I'll ask here instead...hey, it works for mvd...'
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Re: I made a horrible mistake. I reached out to my MAGA dad.
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2025, 04:16:53 PM »
And when the phone conversation was over I'm sure dad thought, "I made a terrible mistake. I should have used a condom."
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Re: I made a horrible mistake. I reached out to my MAGA dad.
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2025, 04:24:05 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on March 28, 2025, 04:16:53 PM
And when the phone conversation was over I'm sure dad thought, "I made a terrible mistake. I should have used a condom."

There's no way, *no* way, that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo' momma in da mouth!
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Re: I made a horrible mistake. I reached out to my MAGA dad.
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2025, 05:01:03 PM »
Was Coventina "reaching out" for her Dad, the human being, or to her Dad, the controller of his bank account? I know this fam-drama has been going on for quite a while, but the last I remember was DU-threads posted here having to do with holiday-drama. AFAIK, there's no holiday in late March that might be context for this episode of Coventina's fam-drama.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2025, 02:04:02 PM by SVPete »
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Re: I made a horrible mistake. I reached out to my MAGA dad.
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2025, 06:14:27 PM »
And I doubt  Coventina's  dad wants to "invade" Canada and Greenland. That's The View or Huff Post level bullshit. Not any Trump supporter.
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Re: I made a horrible mistake. I reached out to my MAGA dad.
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2025, 01:47:54 PM »
Coventina: Hi dad, I need money because I'm still unemployed and my UE ran out.

Coventina's father: Hi, Coventina how are you feeling?

Coventina: SHUT UP FASCIST!! You don't care about other people and should die. Can I have $1000?

Coventina's Father: No Coventina you are now 47 and should have some stability. I think this is partially my fault for having given you too much and never instilling a work ethic in you.

Coventina: FASCIST, FASCIST, FASCIST! HANG UP.
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Re: I made a horrible mistake. I reached out to my MAGA dad.
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2025, 02:16:16 PM »
Quote from: jukin on March 29, 2025, 01:47:54 PM
Coventina: Hi dad, I need money because I'm still unemployed and my UE ran out.

Coventina's father: Hi, Coventina how are you feeling?

Coventina: SHUT UP FASCIST!! You don't care about other people and should die. Can I have $1000?

Coventina's Father: No Coventina you are now 47 and should have some stability. I think this is partially my fault for having given you too much and never instilling a work ethic in you.

Coventina: FASCIST, FASCIST, FASCIST! HANG UP.


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