Yet Another Grocery Magazine Rack Bouncy

[BamaMoose]

Their bouncies have gotten extremely poor lately and not really worth even reading.  This one is only noteworthy because of its abject stupidity and glaring error.

usonian (16,641 posts)

A disappointing day at the grocery.
I went to turn around the T***p magazines at the checkout and somebody had already done it.

Just for safety, they are now behind two  Jimmy Carters  and one National Geographic.

"To the bunker!"

In terms of impotence, flipping over magazines in the checkout line is easily the limpest dick move of all their all of their impotent "actions".  But this DUmmy went one step further by mentioning covering up a magazine with a National Geographic.  Only problem is that National Geographic is only available by subscription.  They ceased their newsstand distribution in 2023.  I wonder if anyone over there will bring that up.  How pitiful do you have to be to claim you've done something useless, only to be found to have even lied about that?

niyad (122,877 posts)
5. The guy who used to do the books and magazines at our store finally asked me

if I could PLEASE at least wait until he left before I started rearranging things. The new guy shows up after I leave, so I just do it on my next visit.

And they wonder why no one takes them seriously.  Kindergarteners have better impulse control.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220176196

[Rebel]

What Trump magazines?

[Karin]

Counter bouncy, because there's always at least one. 

AmericaUnderSiege (600 posts)
11. One of my favorite things to do back in the day
Reply to usonian (Original post)
Tue Mar 25, 2025, 09:19 PM
Whenever a bookstore had a display island of some right-wing ****wit's latest bucket of hate, I'd slowly intersperse the display with copies of Mein Kampf. Although these days I don't think they'd understand the insult. Probably just buy both with equal enthusiasm.

Do bookstores carry multiple copies on the shelf of Mein Kampf?  I've never seen it.   

[BannedFromDU]

Counter bouncy, because there's always at least one. 

Do bookstores carry multiple copies on the shelf of Mein Kampf?  I've never seen it.   

      Liberals started shutting themselves in around 2008, so they still think Borders has stores. These are people frozen in time - compare, for example, the multiple DUmmies who referred to their stockbrokers the other day. There are no stockbrokers anymore. I mean, these people all reveal that they're 65 and older, usually older, which means they were adults of 25-40 in the Carter admin, when things sucked so bad for normal Americans even I could see it, and I was a kid. Naturally they'll assume society has maintained all of the aspects and institutions of the last time they could achieve and maintain an erection.

      I cannot imagine anything more pathetic than being nostalgic for 1979, but that's a DUmmy for you. Why enjoy the modern zip, luxury, and efficiency of a 2025 Toyota Camry when you can oil up your palm and onanate over the majesty of a 1979 Ford Fairmont, built by the drunkest union goons who ever installed an 85hp engine?

      Also, if a liberal knows anything, it's where Mein Kampf would be in any bookstore.

[SVPete]

Wow, so much -fiction virtue-signaling.  

[RonE]

Only problem is that National Geographic is only available by subscription.  They ceased their newsstand distribution in 2023.

Damn! That's a direct hit. He can't invent a book-turn-around story without screwing it up.

[SVPete]

Counter bouncy, because there's always at least one. 

Do bookstores carry multiple copies on the shelf of Mein Kampf?  I've never seen it.   

Interesting question. I've never seen it at any of the B & Ns - former and current - I've been to in my part of Silicon Valley, but I didn't look for it. I hear the Arabic translation of MK is a perennial bestseller among the sort of Israel- and Jew-haters many DUpipo ardently support.

[CollectivismMustDie]

Only problem is that National Geographic is only available by subscription. They ceased their newsstand distribution in 2023.

 

[SVPete]

...  But this DUmmy went one step further by mentioning covering up a magazine with a National Geographic.  Only problem is that National Geographic is only available by subscription.  They ceased their newsstand distribution in 2023.  ...

This was announced in June 2023, and the December 2023 issue was the last sold in news stands and store racks. DUmmie be making @#$% up. Unsurprisingly.

[67 Rover]

Damn! That's a direct hit. He can't invent a book-turn-around story without screwing it up.

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!

[FlippyDoo]

What Trump magazines?

There are several. US News and Trump Report. Trump Life. Trumpapolitan. In a fictional world there are all sorts of fictional Trump magazines.

On a serious note, I've been debating on joining up at DU. I'd use an undercover name to fool them. Something like DippyFloo. I figure that they like to make stuff up, and I'm fairly good a making stuff up. Plus, when I put forth the effort, I think my made up stuff is much better written and more entertaining than their made up stuff. My biggest concern about joining DU is the being stupid part. I know that I can be stupid. My wife can verify that, but I don't know if I can be stupid at a DU level on a continual basis.

[DefiantSix]

There are several. US News and Trump Report. Trump Life. Trumpapolitan. In a fictional world there are all sorts of fictional Trump magazines.

[/snip]

I thought Trumpapolitan was more Melania's thing than Donaldus Magnus'?