The new/old unhinged sheriff (aviation amateur) is ready to F you up...

[fatboy]

...and he is ready to put a slug into the heart of Florida Magats.

Aviation Pro
 (13,896 posts)Mon Feb 17, 2025, 11:12 AM
90RECOMMEND
I conceal carry full time now
I will not get caught not being able to defend myself and my Colombian wife. I am trained to escape and evade and also to close on contact should the worst possible case arise. Even in Broward County the legion of MAGAts is pervasive and when I see a vanguard of white male bros flexing, like yesterday while crossing the Hillsboro drawbridge, my situational awareness is off the chart.

For those with sensitivities, remember, the cops are not your friends and when seconds count, they are minutes away

https://democraticunderground.com/100220039498

MineralMan
 (148,475 posts)
9. Well, OK, then.
Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Mon Feb 17, 2025, 11:30 AM
However, it's far better to avoid the situation than to fight your way out of it.

You know your’e in a bad mental state when Rockhead is making sense.

Aviation Pro
 (13,896 posts)
14. That's their conventional wisdom in their smooth, underdeveloped brains
Reply to modrepub (Reply #10)
Mon Feb 17, 2025, 11:40 AM
On the other hand, I practice a unique camouflage strategy, I actually look like them and am fluent in their language of "cool guy" "jive" speak. I'm sorry to say, but my decade in the IC and the skills I acquired there gives me the ability to collect snippets of intelligence.

It's a valuable tool for survival.

You have been warned. 

[dutch508]

What a tool.

[DefiantSix]

Note to self:
Watch Broward County's police blotter for AD reports.

I give this DUmp'Rat 2 weeks before he shoots his eye out.

[Old n Grumpy]

  
This tool is going to get shot. Some one that delusional shouldn’t be carrying a firearm

[67 Rover]

Aviation Pro
 (13,896 posts)Mon Feb 17, 2025, 11:12 AM
90RECOMMEND
I conceal carry full time now
I will not get caught not being able to defend myself and my Colombian wife. I am trained to escape and evade and also to close on contact should the worst possible case arise. Even in Broward County the legion of MAGAts is pervasive and when I see a vanguard of white male bros flexing, like yesterday while crossing the Hillsboro drawbridge, my situational awareness is off the chart.

For those with sensitivities, remember, the cops are not your friends and when seconds count, they are minutes away

BWAHAHAHAHA. 

A reincarnation of TominTib here.

[SVPete]

I conceal carry full time now

 

I will not get caught not being able to defend myself and my Colombian wife. ...

AvPro fantasizes that his Hispanic wife is in danger from ... Hispanics of Cuban origin?

... I am trained to escape and evade and also to close on contact should the worst possible case arise. ...

Trained? With, perchance, GoogTube videos?

... Even in Broward County the legion of MAGAts is pervasive and when I see a vanguard of white male bros flexing, like yesterday while crossing the Hillsboro drawbridge, my situational awareness is off the chart.

Whites are not in the majority in real-life Broward County. There are as many Hispanics as whites, and blacks are not numerically very much fewer. The Hillsboro drawbridge is US 92, a freeway or highway with directional traffic separated, and there are pedestrian paths on both sides of the bridge. But given that physical description, what does "a vanguard of white male bros flexing" mean? several cars driven by white dudes crossing the bridge? A majority-white running or cycling club crossing the bridge on the pedestrian paths or traffic lanes?

AvPro's "situational awareness" is in his or

[SVPete]

MineralMan
 (148,475 posts)
9. Well, OK, then.
...
However, it's far better to avoid the situation than to fight your way out of it

Aviation Pro
...
14. That's their conventional wisdom in their smooth, underdeveloped brains

Actually, it's what self-defense classes - whether for firearms or martial arts - teach. IOW, either AvPro is lying about being trained or is arrogantly and stupidly violating whatever training he has actually received.

[67 Rover]

AvPro fantasizes that his Hispanic wife is in danger from ... Hispanics of Cuban origin?

Trained? With, perchance, GoogTube videos?

Wait until he finds out Pink camo is really not for escape and evading. 

[FunkyZero]

...and he is ready to put a slug into the heart of Florida Magats.

You have been warned. 

Almost guaranteed.. this guy is "on their radar"

[enslaved1]

Aviation Pro
 (13,896 posts)Mon Feb 17, 2025, 11:12 AM

Bowling ball may actually be applicable here...   

[DefiantSix]

Wait until he finds out Pink camo is really not for escape and evading. 

The knitted pink ***** hat doesn't really offer a whole lot in the way of either armor protection or concealment, either. 

[DUmpDiver]

Aviation Pro
 (13,896 posts)
14. That's their conventional wisdom in their smooth, underdeveloped brains
Reply to modrepub (Reply #10)
Mon Feb 17, 2025, 11:40 AM
On the other hand, I practice a unique camouflage strategy, I actually look like them and am fluent in their language of "cool guy" "jive" speak. I'm sorry to say, but my decade in the IC and the skills I acquired there gives me the ability to collect snippets of intelligence.

It's a valuable tool for survival.

So AP has no face hardware or pink hair?

Every MAGA I know just speaks plain convesational English.

[SVPete]

...
Every MAGA I know just speaks plain convesational English.

Likewise. What you see here is pretty much how I converse, other than some technoid stuff at work ("short circuit fault" and "over-voltage protection" are not exactly common usage at a Target or Red Robin or at church).

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ******* idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.

[DefiantSix]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ******* idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.

 

Damn, I didn't realize how much I missed laughing at TomInTib...

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Damn, I didn't realize how much I missed laughing at TomInTib...

And the rest of them put up with his increasingly ridiculous stories because they were desperate to have someone cool on their side.

[Texacon]

He broke the 1st rule of the 'Conceal Carry Club.'

Just sayin'.

KC

[67 Rover]

Damn, I didn't realize how much I missed laughing at TomInTib...

Top sniper and carries a shotgun. 

[Old n Grumpy]

Likewise. What you see here is pretty much how I converse, other than some technoid stuff at work ("short circuit fault" and "over-voltage protection" are not exactly common usage at a Target or Red Robin or at church).

The dummies definitely suffer from short circuit fault because they have no overvoltage protection.

[Old n Grumpy]

He broke the 1st rule of the 'Conceal Carry Club.'

Just sayin'.

KC

Are you trying to tell me brandishing is not concealed?

[tuolumnejim]

I just had too. 

Aviation Pro
 (13,896 posts)
14. That's their conventional wisdom in their smooth, underdeveloped brains
Reply to modrepub (Reply #10)
Mon Feb 17, 2025, 11:40 AM
On the other hand, I practice a unique camouflage strategy, I actually look like them and am fluent in their language of "cool guy" "jive" speak. I'm sorry to say, but my decade in the IC and the skills I acquired there gives me the ability to collect snippets of intelligence.

It's a valuable tool for survival.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzsitQ76bYQ

[FunkyZero]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ******* idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.

Don Shipley wishes to have a word with you   

[Texacon]

Are you trying to tell me brandishing is not concealed?

Hell, if he's going to run around bragging that he's carrying concealed, what's the point?!  I guess that is what he learned in his "IC" courses.

I think this guy actually may be TiT!

What a dumbass.

KC

[DefiantSix]

Are you trying to tell me brandishing is not concealed?

I think DUmp'Rat's definition of 'inconspicuous' and mine might differ a tad... 

[FlippyDoo]

With the posts in that discussion, the Aviation Pretender has provided some of the most entertainment on DU since the days of TominTib and Nadin. That takes some serious talent. Bravo, AP!

I am wondering about his camo claim though. Did he go to a gathering where everyone was wearing ***** hats and some of them mistook him for a large hat so now he things he's a ninja?

Oh, and I'd like to place an order for more entertaining stupidity like this. I don't care if it's from AP or another DUmmie.