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Offline djones520

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I'm gonna have a son.
« on: January 24, 2008, 02:05:45 AM »


Picture of my son.  He's due in early june.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2008, 02:08:25 AM by djones520 »
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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2008, 04:48:44 AM »
Nice.  I remember looking at one of those of my son...hard to imagine he went from that to 18 years old now.  :o
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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2008, 04:51:52 AM »
Thats what my mom keeps telling me.  I'm sure in 18 years I'll be saying the same thing.
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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2008, 04:55:47 AM »
Thats what my mom keeps telling me.  I'm sure in 18 years I'll be saying the same thing.

I suggest buying a video camera and recording EVERYTHING that first year.

It's literally is a blur.  Even when you know it's coming with other children after your first one...it goes by VERY fast.
Liberalism Is The Philosophy Of The Stupid

The libs/dems of today are the Quislings of former years.  The cowards who would vote a fraud into office in exchange for handouts from the devil.

If it walks like a donkey and brays like a donkey and smells like a donkey - it's Cold Warrior.  - PoliCon



Palin has run a state, a town and a commercial fishing operation. Obama ain't run nothin' but his mouth. - Mark Steyn

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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2008, 04:57:57 AM »
Gonna have to.  It's been 3 years since I've deployed.  Chances are I'm gonna be missing a good 4-6 months of my kids first year.
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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2008, 05:00:38 AM »
Congratulations, djones!

Your first one?
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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2008, 05:04:53 AM »
Yep!  He seems perfectly healthy, and possessed with my additude as well.  Gave the Radiology tech a devil of a time trying to find everything today.   And when he actually started to look to see if it was a boy or girl, my kid didn't even waste a moment.  Just rolled right over and went spread eagle showing it off to the whole world. :lmao:
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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2008, 05:13:46 AM »
Yep!  He seems perfectly healthy, and possessed with my additude as well.  Gave the Radiology tech a devil of a time trying to find everything today.   And when he actually started to look to see if it was a boy or girl, my kid didn't even waste a moment.  Just rolled right over and went spread eagle showing it off to the whole world. :lmao:

At least he's modest!  :rotf: :tongue:
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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2008, 05:47:31 AM »
Yep!  He seems perfectly healthy, and possessed with my additude as well.  Gave the Radiology tech a devil of a time trying to find everything today.   And when he actually started to look to see if it was a boy or girl, my kid didn't even waste a moment.  Just rolled right over and went spread eagle showing it off to the whole world. :lmao:

It's a boy thing..both of mine had no qualms with showing the outdoor plumbing. My little girl was a fair bit more modest--thank God. LOL

Congrats dj...wonderful times for you and your missus!

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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2008, 06:36:48 AM »
Congrats, DJ!

Beware of the geyser spray when doing diaper changes!!  :-)

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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2008, 06:41:33 AM »
Congrats, DJ!

Beware of the geyser spray when doing diaper changes!!  :-)

Oh I'll be prepared.  My mom tells me I was bad about that.  Can't expect any less from my son.
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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2008, 06:44:26 AM »
Best part of a son, is being able to dress them in camo.
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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2008, 06:46:21 AM »
I'd have been just as happy if it would have been a girl, but I'm breathing a sigh of relief on the inside.

I don't have to worry about hiding the body of her first boyfriend now...
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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2008, 07:14:22 AM »
I'd have been just as happy if it would have been a girl, but I'm breathing a sigh of relief on the inside.

I don't have to worry about hiding the body of her first boyfriend now...

This is when she sasses off for the first time, you might be looking for a husband to marry her off yourself.  :lmao:

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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2008, 08:59:00 AM »
Congratulations! 

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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2008, 09:06:19 AM »
Congrats!
I'm very happy for you hon.

Hug Mrs. Jones and enjoy the rest of the pregnancy.  It goes by quick too!
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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2008, 01:33:35 PM »
Congratulations, djones.   :cheersmate:
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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2008, 01:36:53 PM »


Picture of my son.  He's due in early june.

Far out!

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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2008, 01:37:51 PM »
Congratulations, how wonderful.  :)

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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2008, 01:41:40 PM »
Congrats, Jonesy! :)

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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2008, 06:22:53 PM »
Congratulations djones! A baby is God's way of saying, life should go on.  :cheersmate:
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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2008, 07:12:04 PM »
Congrats!
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Re: I'm gonna have a son.
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2008, 10:44:56 PM »
Congrats! You CC men are fertile. Or one of you really gets around.  :lmao:

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