If I was a DUer who was not a complete idiot (yeah, I don’t know how that is possible) AND I was going to create a Bouncy Tale, I think I’d use Bouncy Tales as my inspiration. For instance, I’d fabricate a story where I’d encountered and schooled an evil rethug (standard Bouncy material), but the twist is that I found where the rethug had went online and made up a story turning around our encounter so he’d look like the victor. After finding his made up story, I join the discussion and school him again and, by the time it’s over with, have him apologizing and converting. It'd be kind of like a modern day take on a Bouncy classic.
