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Offline GOBUCKS

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DUmmy Panic Slowly Turning Into DUmmy Depression
« on: September 12, 2008, 07:33:41 PM »
It isn't even the middle of September yet, but already one can catch a whiff of the rich, pleasing aroma of freudenschade in the morning:
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BeyondGeography  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-12-08 07:48 PM
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It's not about the color of our candidate's skin

We lost in '68 with this guy
(Hubert Humphrey photo)

In '72, it was this guy
(George McGovern photo)

Something unusual happened in '76; we won! But then this guy failed to get re-elected
(Jimmy Carter photo)

And his ex-VP got slaughtered in '84
(Walter Mondale photo)

We tried something different in '88; same bad result
(Michael Dukakis photo)

Then Bill Clinton managed to win and left the country in pretty good shape after two terms; great if you compare it with its current state. His VP, however, was caught in an election that was close enough for the other side to steal.
(Algore photo)

A great Senator and a great man continued our losing ways in 2004
(John Kerry photo)

Like Obama, they were all good Democrats. Unlike Obama, they were white. Ten elections, seven defeats, seven white guys.

The end.

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yardwork  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-12-08 07:50 PM
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1. Every single one of them a decent, kind, intelligent person.
What's wrong with half the people in this country?

OK, DUmmy yardwork, do you really want to know what's wrong? Listen to DUmmy JSK:
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JSK (436 posts)      Fri Sep-12-08 07:55 PM
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5. It's kinda difficult
when the other side is a bunch of lying, cheating, murderous, stealing thugs. 


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ChimpersMcSmirkers (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-12-08 07:57 PM
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8. It isn't, but it will be interesting to see how well the poll results match 
the actually voting with regard to race. Honestly, it seems that alot of folks aren't too shy about admitting that they have a problem with Obama's uppity, exotic, muslimness

Actually, the exotic and the uppity aren't the biggest problem.

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Re: DUmmy Panic Slowly Turning Into DUmmy Depression
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2008, 07:42:47 PM »
Geez Louise,ever think it may be the beliefs that they stand for and the policies they wish to enact?


Stupid fux.
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Re: DUmmy Panic Slowly Turning Into DUmmy Depression
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2008, 02:04:28 AM »
Seven white guys with the EXACT same beliefs as Obama. I mean, the man could be Jimmah Carter with bigger ears (no information as to whether he lusted in his heart). They lost because America is not nor ever was a moonbat nation. Granted they whine, moan, throw tantrums, and protest more than any generation in history, which like a 2 year old laying in the aisle of Toys R Us screaming garners everyone's attention, but it doesn't mean the adults are going to reward said behavior by buying them the toy. Still, if Obama loses it's because of the color of his skin. Tell you what, DUmmies...I promise, I'm voting against the WHITE half.

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Re: DUmmy Panic Slowly Turning Into DUmmy Depression
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2008, 08:32:08 AM »
Half of the US voters must be Vampires then? Only the blood sucking free loaders vote democrat.
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Re: DUmmy Panic Slowly Turning Into DUmmy Depression
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2008, 09:12:14 AM »
The five stages of grief:

1. Denial check

2. Anger   yep. all over the place

3. Bargaining  Maybe Hillary can save us?

4. Depression Here they come!

5. Acceptance Doubt they'll get here. They're still incensed about 2000.
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Re: DUmmy Panic Slowly Turning Into DUmmy Depression
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2008, 09:59:49 AM »
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yardwork  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-12-08 07:50 PM
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1. Every single one of them a decent, kind, intelligent person.
What's wrong with half the people in this country?


Ummm, they vote for decent, kind, intelligent people who are woefully unqualified to be President compared to the Republican candidates up against them, and the other half have better judgment and vote for the Republican instead?

Do I get a cookie now?

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