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Offline FlippyDoo

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A Free DU Fictional Spirit-Guide Session
« on: November 15, 2024, 10:24:13 AM »
After seeing some of the posts brought over here recently, I’m going to attempt to give a free fictional spirit-guide session to the lurking members of DU because the fictional spirit-guides currently serving DU are either absent or idiots. Maybe they're busy laughing at the DUmmie election distress.

First, slowly breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth. After doing that for a few seconds, read this...

Trump has already been president. The country didn’t end. He left when his term was over. The economy did well and did not crash.

Trump does not so much dislike NATO as he dislikes the USA’s citizens footing the bill for all the other countries in NATO. I realize that a lot of you are on government assistance so that doesn’t affect you (right now) as much as it affects those of us who work and pay the taxes that support you and NATO. Think of it this way. If we foot less of NATO's bills, there may be more money left over for the parasitic "citizens" who are sucking at the government teat.

Trump is NOT a Putin stooge. I know that it is difficult for you to grasp, but try really hard to use common sense. The two times Putin invaded Ukraine were while DemonRats were holding the office of president. He did NOT invade Ukraine while Trump was president. Common sense (yeah, I know you don’t have much) says that if Trump was really his pawn or puppet, Putin would have invaded when his pawn or puppet was in office.

Trump is not anti-Semitic. His son-in-law and daughter are Jewish. He worked on peace between Israel on the other mid-east countries. It tends to be your side who tends to side with the terrorists wanting to kill Jewish innocents.

Trump is not anti-woman OR anti-STRONG-woman. Look at the women he put in offices during his first term and the women he’s trying to put in for his next term. All are strong women. I realize that since they’re not hideous to look at, you want to discount them, but that is your shortcomings. Not Trump's.

Trump is not anti-LGB. Part of the reason that he beat you in Pennsylvania was due to the work of a homosexual man. He’s just against indoctrinating children and giving LGB special treatment. He's also against denying the science that a man is a man and a woman is a woman. Remember when it was wrong to deny the science?

Trump does not hate people of color. He’s the same Trump that Oprah (a woman of color) used to love and call friend. The only difference between then and now is that he has an “R” behind his name. He was able to beat your side because a lot of people of color could see that he does NOT hate them despite your lies.

Trump does not hate immigrants. He just expects them to follow the rules to gain entrance. Do you have a door on your domicile? Why don’t you have it open so anyone can come in whenever they want to? It's because that would be stupid, and even though you are pretty damn stupid, even you are not THAT stupid…except when it comes to the country.

I could go on, but I don’t want to give you more than your two brain cells can process. Just think on what I said, and maybe your regularly assigned fictional spirit-guides will finish laughing about your election distress and get back to trying to help you.
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Re: A Free DU Fictional Spirit-Guide Session
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2024, 11:35:40 AM »
[DU-Mode] Facts I don't want to hear or be heard are Reich-Wing! :lalala: [/DU-Mode]
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Re: A Free DU Fictional Spirit-Guide Session
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2024, 12:59:57 PM »
[DU-Mode] Facts I don't want to hear or be heard are Reich-Wing! :lalala: [/DU-Mode]

 :rotf: Yeah, they sure are against even hearing any opposing view.

A day or two ago, I read an article stating that some of the dems in congress are getting tired of Pelosi running her mouth, and there seems to be a few "fractures" in The Party since Trump's victory. It has me wondering what will happen to places like DU if the Dem Overlords do somehow split apart. Folks like DUers are essentially followers. Kind of like mindless automatons who can't think for themselves. How will they handle it if they start getting contradicting marching orders from different Party Overlords? It could be interesting.
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For new members and lurkers: I am a fictional spirit-guide with no smell whatsoever. I am part irish setter and part pigeon. If you don't smell any strange smells it means I'm probably standing next to you. As I am a fictional character anything I post should possibly be considered fictional.

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Re: A Free DU Fictional Spirit-Guide Session
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2024, 01:44:11 PM »
How will they handle it if they start getting contradicting marching orders from different Party Overlords? It could be interesting.

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Re: A Free DU Fictional Spirit-Guide Session
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2024, 01:47:51 PM »
DUmmies have no true convictions. they will follow whomever the party tells them to, and they'll do it without question, and they'll destroy anyone who questions them

Agreed, but that's the issue: The Party itself splitting. If Overlord Pelosi tells them to think one way and Overlord Schumer tells them to think the other, will their brains (or whatever they have instead of brains) short out? Will DU split into factions?
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Re: A Free DU Fictional Spirit-Guide Session
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2024, 05:34:04 PM »
The Dummies splitting up would be interesting since none of them know how to run or set up another page like it. If they did it would have happened by now. There will be a lot of poo flinging going on over there.
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