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Offline CC27

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I'm going to hell for that! (Bouncy)
« on: November 13, 2024, 03:22:50 PM »
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I'm going to hell for that!
Old dude (but not as old as me) in an old Dodge minivan, festooned with all sorts of Trump stickers, broke down in front of me on a city street a little while ago. He was getting out of his vehicle and waved me around. I rolled down my window and slowed to a crawl.

“Need help?” I asked.

“Well, yes ..” he sez, “I could use some ..”

“**** YOU AND **** YOUR SAVIOR TRUMP!” sez I.

Damn I feel good! Just the look on his moronic face was worth the price of admission to hell.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219715857

100 dollars for this never happened...
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Offline Old n Grumpy

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Re: I'm going to hell for that! (Bouncy)
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2024, 03:38:23 PM »
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I'm going to hell for that!
Old dude (but not as old as me) in an old Dodge minivan, festooned with all sorts of Trump stickers, broke down in front of me on a city street a little while ago. He was getting out of his vehicle and waved me around. I rolled down my window and slowed to a crawl.

“Need help?” I asked.

“Well, yes ..” he sez, “I could use some ..”

“**** YOU AND **** YOUR SAVIOR TRUMP!” sez I.

Damn I feel good! Just the look on his moronic face was worth the price of admission to hell.

Then he whipped out his AK47 with the 40 round mag and proceeded to shoot up my car. As I rolled out onto the street all shot up and bloodied a dozen transvestites jumped out of the bushes cheering and dancing.

The moral of the story is you don’t piss off Clint Eastwood  :-)
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Re: I'm going to hell for that! (Bouncy)
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2024, 03:54:44 PM »
Well, that was a fantasy, of course, but the fact that it made you feel so good says everything about you, and none of it good. 
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Re: I'm going to hell for that! (Bouncy)
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2024, 04:28:12 PM »
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I'm going to hell for that!
Old dude (but not as old as me) in an old Dodge minivan, festooned with all sorts of Trump stickers, broke down in front of me on a city street a little while ago. He was getting out of his vehicle and waved me around. I rolled down my window and slowed to a crawl.

“Need help?” I asked.

“Well, yes ..” he sez, “I could use some ..”

“**** YOU AND **** YOUR SAVIOR TRUMP!” sez I.

Damn I feel good! Just the look on his moronic face was worth the price of admission to hell.

I'm glad y'all are the big tent party of diversity and compassion. Since, unlike you and the other DUers, I do have compassion, I'll try to help you out with your fabricated story.

SO I happened upon an old dude (but not as old as me) in an old Dodge minivan, festooned with all sorts of Trump stickers, broke down in front of me on a city street a little while ago. He was getting out of his vehicle and waved me around. I rolled down my window and slowed to a crawl.

“Need help?” I asked.

“Well, yes ..” he sez, “I could use some ..”

Before he could finish I just told him straight out about Trump... Trump is Hitler and will never leave office even though he left office before! No woman anywhere will ever be able to murder their unborn babies for any reasons whatsoever while he's in office (which will be forever because he'll never leave because he's Hitler) regardless of the exceptions that almost all states have! Trump is going to deport everyone who isn't white while he's in office (which will be forever because he'll never leave because he's Hitler) even the white people with suntans!

Then the old guy said, "but the economy and prices...".

Before he could finish I cut him off with... The economy is the strongest in the world, and the prices just look high because they're high NOT because they're high!

With that, a tear ran down the old guy's cheek. I could see that the blindfold had finally been removed from his eyes. Then he said that before he could work on his truck that he HAD to get those evil Trump stickers off of it. With that, I wished him luck and sped off, but not before a cop jumped out of the bushes and began applauding me.

Let's keep converting them friends.
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Re: I'm going to hell for that! (Bouncy)
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2024, 10:42:53 PM »
A friend of mine did this to a gal in a Safeway parking lot with Biden stickers on her car who needed a jump and told her "You decided to politicize your car. Deal with it."

He's a good guy and figured she could easily get a jump from someone else. If she were stranded out in the middle of nowhere then he'd have no issue with helping her.
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Re: I'm going to hell for that! (Bouncy)
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2024, 12:52:30 PM »
I believe that this happened as DUmmys are evil and vile people. But if it didn't it sure gives a look at how vile and evil DUmbass DUchebags are.
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Re: I'm going to hell for that! (Bouncy)
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2024, 11:02:05 AM »
That explains FEMA's latest actions.
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