A few notes for lurking DUmmies

[BannedFromDU]

Good morning! Here are some thoughts for you guys:

• What happened to all the votes from 2020 compared to 2024? First, they have not all been counted yet. Next, my guess is that a lot of people stayed home, especially Democrats who don't like being condescended to by an illiterate empty pantsuit like Kamala Harris. The answer that I believe in, however, is that your side manufactured too many "votes" for your side in 2020 and you now expect that many people will vote Dem forever. If you want 80 million Dem votes forever, you have to stuff the ballot boxes forever. But it's harder now than in 2020. Also, **** you.
• Did Putin interfere in the election to Trump's benefit? He probably tried, and maybe even had some success. But you people spent literally billions getting Kamala's message out, and that the end she even said flat out that Trump is a Nazi. What's it say about your messaging that Putin understands American voters better than the 28-year-old pink-haired Yale grads who seem to be running YOUR messaging? Also, **** you.
• Are LGBTQ+^&^%) people in mortal danger? No. They're just very histrionic and performative people, so they'll howl as though they're already being sent to camps. In reality, no one cares. Just keep your buggery away from kids. Also, **** you.
  
• Are you going to be put in camps? No, because you're already in camps of your own design. It is cheaper to pay your SSI than to scoop you up and stick you behind barbed wire. Also, **** you.
  
• How could we possibly have let down Michelle 0bama AGAIN? Your party's celebrity worship was your undoing. Anyone starstruck by Cardi B and her "Wet Ass *****" was already going to vote Dem, or they stayed home binge watching the latest homo-fest on Netflix. Michelle 0bama would not piss on your if you were on fire - that piss is reserved for his husband when he's wearing the gimp suit.   Also, **** you.
  
• How do we FIGHT this? You don't.  Also, **** you.
  
• Does this mean the January 6 prisoners will be pardoned? Probably yes, God willing.  Also, **** you.
  
• Why did women and minorities vote "against their interests"? They didn't. They literally did the opposite. Almost every woman I know is anti-abortion. Most PEOPLE I know want something stronger than a turnstile and a room key generator at the southern border.  Also, **** you.
  

I'm sure there's more, but in case I forgot: **** you..


ps - I do not like Trump as a man, but I voted for him because the alternative would have been a disaster. If you want Kamala so badly, go buy and island and install her.

pps - DU has never and will be as entertaining as it is today. Well done.

[Texacon]

I think you missed one.

Donald Trump's "cases" will now be dismissed.   

KC

[Karin]

Outstanding post! 

[FlippyDoo]

Hi5, Banned. That was brilliant.

[SVPete]

Did Putin interfere in the election to Trump's benefit?

Moldy reruns are boring. Just don't, Dems.

Are LGBTQ+^&^%) people in mortal danger?

Only from Islamists LIEden and Kackle-a let slip into the US.

Are you going to be put in camps?

Nah, we like the entertainment DU-Denizens provide.

How could we possibly have let down Michelle 0bama AGAIN?

Well, you started by not having an actual primary. And then you chose Kackle-a to keep LIEden's campaign $$$$.

How do we FIGHT this?

Have BigPig teach you his magic sage-burning binding spell, which worked so well in 2017-2020.

Does this mean the January 6 prisoners will be pardoned?

The ones whose "crime" was wandering around in or near the Capitol, very possibly. The few who assaulted police or did damage inside the Capitol, probably not, though their sentences might be reviewed for possibly being so disproportional as to constitute cruel and unusual punishment.

Why did women and minorities vote "against their interests"?

Check your Prog-Privilege, DU-Denizens.