Holy bleep! Members-only due to high traffic? The high traffic is probably DU-Denizens prematurely birthing hissing yowling devil-kittens in fear of a Trump victory,
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That's DUmpCon4.
DUmpCon3 has primitives of prominence flinging poo and earning granite pizzas for their failures of faith resulting in heresy and blasphemy against the blessed St. Kackle-hoe of the Holy Kneepads' emaculation to the role of Dear Leader.
DUmpCon2 sees granite pizzas flying fast and furious as faith in the Biden, the Kackle-hoe and the Holy Soros breaks down completely into accusations of fellow DUmp'Rats failing to fully support the campaign of the blessed St. Kackle-hoe of the Holy Kneepads to the extent that Her Holiness required, demanded and deserved from each of them.
DUmpCon1 differs from the above, lesser DUmp Conditions in that the accusations and counter accusations flying about the DNC's li'l online insane asylum have degenerated into complete, frothing incoherence and the clumps of shit and granite flying about are joined by high velocity blood spatter, as the true bloodletting begins.
I honestly believe we may actually see DUmpCon1 before the night is over.
