kaput primitive has classic case of saranoia

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7042621

Oh my.

You know, I forgot a long time ago to thank Mr. Wiggum for encouraging me to read the kaput primitive.

I'd never paid any attention to him until then.

kpete  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-12-08 11:13 AM
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"I fear for my country"-Gov Tony Knowles & other Alaska Dems-warn NOT to underestimate Sarah Palin   

Former Gov. Tony Knowles and other Alaska Democrats warn not to underestimate Sarah Palin's political skills -- or how unsuited she is for the vice presidency.

Sept. 12, 2008 | ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- Can the Republicans really use national novice Sarah Palin to juice the doddering McCain campaign all the way to the White House?

You bet, warn Alaska Democrats. They've seen this movie before.

"Her campaign locked her in a closet during the governor's race in 2006 -- and they're doing the same thing now," said one longtime Democratic consultant here, who like many others asked to remain anonymous because "it's a small state and Sarah takes names and numbers."

"They're setting a trap for the country," he continued. "Keep her away from the press, while they set up these phony 'tests' for her. The first test was her speech before the Republican convention. They spread all this nervous chatter about her -- is she ready for prime time, can she pull it off?

very revealing, and much more (I wish I could post it ALL for you) at:

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/09/12/palin/

polichick  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-12-08 11:14 AM
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1. Any "shiny object" works for the lamebrains on the right AND the media!

opihimoimoi  (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-12-08 11:25 AM
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3. She breast feeds and skeet shoots at the same time...LOL
   
"PULL"

She has reduced the Nom to a McWho?

kurth_  (338 posts) Fri Sep-12-08 11:26 AM
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4. "She came out of nowhere and beat us like a drum"
   
If Obama/Biden can't put this bitch away, we're in deep shit.

Hmmm.  I thought the primitives were already.

alyce douglas  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-12-08 11:52 AM
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7. this woman's views and ideological views scare the crap out of me. We are dealing with some very dangerous people here, who would not Blink to bring on the end times to complete their "mission" Sarah is speaking in tongues to her devote followers. Nothing to laugh at.

Since the grouchy old primitive won't, maybe the AliceInWonderland primitive will: please explain this "end times" thingamjig Christians are allegedly preaching and practicing.  The term "end times" is an old term, but I don't think it means what the grouchy old primitive and the AliceInWonderland primitive think it means.

[GOBUCKS]

DUmmies cannot believe in "end times". Without a God, or a Saviour, or a heaven, the whole end times/rapture thing is insignificant to DUmmies. To them, the ultimate fate of a human soul doesn't differ from that of a gerbil, or a dust mite.

I think in DUmmyspeak, "end times" is more likely an apocalyptic reference to the democrat party's prospects. Viewed in that context, Palin may indeed represent the "end times".

[Carl]

I don`t know Frank,while I can`t guess at what every sect or group believes as far as I was ever taught humans have no hand in bringing about the Rapture,Tribulation or Milennium.

Mat 24:35  Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.


 Mat 24:36 ¶ But of that day and hour knoweth no [man], no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

 Mat 24:37  But as the days of Noe [were], so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

This is just the primitives thinking they know something about events which they are ignorant of.

[Chris_]

DUmmies cannot believe in "end times". Without a God, or a Saviour, or a heaven, the whole end times/rapture thing is insignificant to DUmmies. To them, the ultimate fate of a human soul doesn't differ from that of a gerbil, or a dust mite.

I think in DUmmyspeak, "end times" is more likely an apocalyptic reference to the democrat party's prospects. Viewed in that context, Palin may indeed represent the "end times".

Maybe it is when the Bear, Elk and Salmon spirits lie together.

[jukin]

polichick  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-12-08 11:14 AM
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1. Any "shiny object" works for the lamebrains on the right AND the media!

They are such a self-parody. 

Thanks for the laughs Dummies.

[Ralph Wiggum]

You know, I forgot a long time ago to thank Mr. Wiggum for encouraging me to read the kaput primitive.

I'd never paid any attention to him until then.

Kpete apparently claims to be a chick named Kathleen, I believe.

She scours the bottom of the barrel moonbat websites, and reposts them at the DUmp, to much applause and recommendations.

[franksolich]

You know, I forgot a long time ago to thank Mr. Wiggum for encouraging me to read the kaput primitive.

I'd never paid any attention to him until then.

Kpete apparently claims to be a chick named Kathleen, I believe.

She scours the bottom of the barrel moonbat websites, and reposts them at the DUmp, to much applause and recommendations.

Ah, that's why I'd probably never paid attention to the kaput primitive until the Top Ten DUmmies of 2007 came out; I tend to ignore the primitives who merely copy-and-paste articles, rather than expositing something on their own, out of their own minds.

[Ralph Wiggum]

You know, I forgot a long time ago to thank Mr. Wiggum for encouraging me to read the kaput primitive.

I'd never paid any attention to him until then.

Kpete apparently claims to be a chick named Kathleen, I believe.

She scours the bottom of the barrel moonbat websites, and reposts them at the DUmp, to much applause and recommendations.

Ah, that's why I'd probably never paid attention to the kaput primitive until the Top Ten DUmmies of 2007 came out; I tend to ignore the primitives who merely copy-and-paste articles, rather than expositing something on their own, out of their own minds.

She's SO prolific in copy & pasting and gets SO many recommendations for her threads, I felt she deserved to be nominated for the top 10.

[BannedFromDU]

     So, the DUmmies claim that Alaska is a backwater state, the governor of which is not qualified to be VP. Yet, they take advice on who is qualified to be VP from...a former Alaska governor. Got it.

     The morons would take knife-catching lessons from Helen Keller if she was a Democrat.

[MrsSmith]

DUmmies cannot believe in "end times". Without a God, or a Saviour, or a heaven, the whole end times/rapture thing is insignificant to DUmmies. To them, the ultimate fate of a human soul doesn't differ from that of a gerbil, or a dust mite.

I think in DUmmyspeak, "end times" is more likely an apocalyptic reference to the democrat party's prospects. Viewed in that context, Palin may indeed represent the "end times".

I think many of them really believe that Christians are trying to bring about the Rapture/End Times/Armageddon...as though we can force God's hand, or something.    

[whiffleball]

You know, I forgot a long time ago to thank Mr. Wiggum for encouraging me to read the kaput primitive.

I'd never paid any attention to him until then.

Kpete apparently claims to be a chick named Kathleen, I believe.

She scours the bottom of the barrel moonbat websites, and reposts them at the DUmp, to much applause and recommendations.

Yeppers, that's her claim to DUmmie fame.  In the years I've been observing primitive (thank you, franksolich) I've never seen her post anything other than cut & paste or venture an opinion of her own.  She's the LBN co-Queen of Skins Island (thank you again, frank).

[miskie]

"Sarahnoia" - Thats great ! I intend to use it often.

[Duke Nukum]

DUmmies cannot believe in "end times". Without a God, or a Saviour, or a heaven, the whole end times/rapture thing is insignificant to DUmmies. To them, the ultimate fate of a human soul doesn't differ from that of a gerbil, or a dust mite.

I think in DUmmyspeak, "end times" is more likely an apocalyptic reference to the democrat party's prospects. Viewed in that context, Palin may indeed represent the "end times".

But they do believe in the end times, they just call it The Anthropcalypse.

[BlueStateSaint]

"Sarahnoia" - Thats great ! I intend to use it often.

Ditto!  It's a riot!