Back in the 90's I spent a lot of time in DC for business. One time, as I was sitting at a traffic light on Constitution Avenue, a couple of black SUV's and police cars pulled into the middle of the intersection and stopped traffic for one of Bill Clinton's downtown jogs. I was in the front of the cars in my lane so I was only about ten feet away from him as he jogged by. (This actually happened) So, I whipped a piece of paper and a Sharpie out of my briefcase and immediately made a sign saying "Slick Willy Lied, Monica Cried". I leapt out of my car and started waving my sign. People in the cars behind me started cheering and honking their horns in support. I flipped him off and screamed at him "Get out of the road. Get out of the White House. And take your lying ass back to Arkansas.". The Secret Service agents jogging with him all got huge smiles on their faces and some actually chuckled. As they finished crossing the road an agent with a huge assault weapon stepped out of the bushes and looked straight me. I thought I was in some serious trouble, but he just smiled and gave me a huge thumbs-up as he joined the rest of the group jogging. When I got to office and told everyone what happened, they all congratulated me for my quick thinking and wanted to shake my hand for speaking Truth to Power. (The rest may be influenced by reading too many Bouncies)
