One of the biggest mistakes that DUmmies make when they fabricate these fairy tales is that they have the "rethug" subject in the make-believe story acting how they (the DUmmie) would act if the pretend situation was reversed. Yes, if a DUmmie saw someone wearing a Trump or MAGA hat or shirt, the DUmmie, being rude and without manners, would most likely give the "rethug" the stink eye and would probably silently wish suffering and/or death on the "rethug". Just so the idiots know, we "rethugs" are thankfully not like DUmmies. If one of us saw a DUmbass wearing a Kammie Chameleon hat or shirt, many of us would not do anything. The rest would most likely just shrug or laugh at the stupidity of the DUmmie.
Oh, and it's proper grammar to always start your Bouncy Tales with a "So".