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Offline CC27

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An interesting obituary:
« on: August 31, 2024, 08:11:44 PM »
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An interesting obituary:
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https://obits.goldsteinsfuneral.com/alan-tepper

Alan Michael Tepper, 79 years old, passed away peacefully in Mount Holly, NJ on August 31, 2024. He was born in Philadelphia to Ida and Rubin Tepper. Alan was a proud and well-loved graduate of Northeast High School class of ’62. He still has many NEHS friends and to this day is considered the glue that holds the class together. It is a class like no other. A graduate of Temple University, he practiced law most of his life including serving as the National Executive Director of the Tau Epsilon Rho Law Society. In addition, he has fond memories of selling ice cream for Jack and Jill, being King Demo Man at Trader Joe’s and substitute teaching at Hainesport Public Schools. Alan was a Philly sports fanatic. He bleeds green in the fall, orange in the winter and red in summer. He was also well known for being a guy who never missed a meal. A true Mensch until the end.

He leaves behind his children: Brian (Veronica), Scott, Larry (Jill), and Shayna; grandchildren: Catherine, Sol, Sydney, and Riley. He will be missed by all.

In lieu of flowers, Alan has strongly requested that any donations and your vote in November go to Kamala Harris for President.

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Re: An interesting obituary:
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2024, 09:44:22 AM »
Here's the obituary, https://obits.goldsteinsfuneral.com/alan-tepper , and, surprisingly, the DUmmie did not lie. Any mysteriously missing DU-folk?
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Re: An interesting obituary:
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2024, 04:15:03 PM »
 Alan Tepper died. Its not that special. We all do it. I'm not sure how his suggestion of how I should vote would be any more persuasive after his funeral than before. So I must respectively refuse his suggestion. Regardless, I hope the Tepper family is doing well.
And being a Democrat, I'm sure he will vote for Kamala at least once in spite of this setback.

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Re: An interesting obituary:
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2024, 09:15:50 AM »
If, when I die, I suggest donations to a charity instead of flowers, the charity will be one with long-term and even eternal value, not some cause with a maximum ~4 1/2 year (and possibly just 2-3 month) duration.
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Re: An interesting obituary:
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2024, 02:57:11 PM »
If, when I die, I suggest donations to a charity instead of flowers, the charity will be one with long-term and even eternal value, not some cause with a maximum ~4 1/2 year (and possibly just 2-3 month) duration.

If MY obituary doesn't issue a clarion call to pick up your torches, pitchforks, tar, feathers and fence rails and convene a "public gathering" at the home of your nearest elected jackwagon, then you may safely assume that my next of kin have been monkeying with my dying wishes.

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