The DNC Bible order of importance

[FlippyDoo]

Yesterday, in my Hitler post, I made a passing mention of the DNC Bible. Today, I begin wondering what the hierarchy list (THEIR order of importance) would look like if a DNC Bible did exist. This is what I came up with…

1. Naturally, The Party comes before all.
2. The overlords (Congress folks, Senators, and the like) who rule The Party.
3. The mainstream media (like CNN, MSNBC, etc) who spread the word of The Party.
4. The celebs and other wealthy individuals who can donate and help endorse The Party.
5. The illegals who can be coerced to vote for The Party.
6. Other countries who are anti-American like The Party.
7. Former overlords who no longer serve due to age or illness.
8. Normal people who are NOT a follower of The Party but who work and can therefore be fleeced through taxes to support The Party.
9. Useful idiots (like DUers) who can be expected to mindlessly do whatever The Party requires regardless of how they are treated by The Party.
10. The United States of America.

Anyone have any revisions in the order? Or any additions or subtractions?

[CC27]

looks perfect to me.

[USA4ME]

The USA is ranked too high on the list IMO. In fact, I’m not sure it’s even on their list of importance. And I’m speaking of the USA as it was intended and not their perverted version of what it should be.

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[FlippyDoo]

The USA is ranked too high on the list IMO. In fact, I’m not sure it’s even on their list of importance. And I’m speaking of the USA as it was intended and not their perverted version of what it should be.

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lol. Yeah, I thought about adding "every other thing in the world" as 10 and have the USA as 11; however, then I got to thinking that the naive DUers would probably also fall beneath "every other thing in the world".

[USA4ME]

lol. Yeah, I thought about adding "every other thing in the world" as 10 and have the USA as 11; however, then I got to thinking that the naive DUers would probably also fall beneath "every other thing in the world".

I should have added your other observations were spot on!!

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[Ralph Wiggum]

Probably up around 4 or 5, it might behoove you to add something to this effect:

Thou shalt hail and praise women, minorities, and people along the LGBTQ+ spectrum above all others in society to better The Party.

[FlippyDoo]

Probably up around 4 or 5, it might behoove you to add something to this effect:

Thou shalt hail and praise women, minorities, and people along the LGBTQ+ spectrum above all others in society to better The Party.

  That's a good one, but I think it would be in the main part of the DNC Bible as one of their central points instead of on the list of importance. I think that if I would have thought of this years ago when I was in my creative prime (along with input like you gave) that I could have whipped up an excellent DNC Bible for them.

[Old n Grumpy]

You forgot their highest sacrament, ABORTION 

[FlippyDoo]

You forgot their highest sacrament, ABORTION 

You, sir, are correct; however, since it's an action I don't think that it would be in that list. I think it would be in their commandments: thou shalt avidly support the murder of unborn babies and must ever refer to it as "reproductive health".

[FunkyZero]

Yesterday, in my Hitler post, I made a passing mention of the DNC Bible. Today, I begin wondering what the hierarchy list (THEIR order of importance) would look like if a DNC Bible did exist. This is what I came up with…

1. Naturally, The Party comes before all.
2. The overlords (Congress folks, Senators, and the like) who rule The Party.
3. The mainstream media (like CNN, MSNBC, etc) who spread the word of The Party.
4. The celebs and other wealthy individuals who can donate and help endorse The Party.
5. The illegals who can be coerced to vote for The Party.
6. Other countries who are anti-American like The Party.
7. Former overlords who no longer serve due to age or illness.
8. Normal people who are NOT a follower of The Party but who work and can therefore be fleeced through taxes to support The Party.
9. Useful idiots (like DUers) who can be expected to mindlessly do whatever The Party requires regardless of how they are treated by The Party.
10. The United States of America.

Anyone have any revisions in the order? Or any additions or subtractions?

all it needs it's a footnote

1. Naturally, The Party comes before all. *
2. The overlords (Congress folks, Senators, and the like) who rule The Party. *
3. The mainstream media (like CNN, MSNBC, etc) who spread the word of The Party. *
4. The celebs and other wealthy individuals who can donate and help endorse The Party. *
5. The illegals who can be coerced to vote for The Party. *
6. Other countries who are anti-American like The Party. *
7. Former overlords who no longer serve due to age or illness. *
8. Normal people who are NOT a follower of The Party but who work and can therefore be fleeced through taxes to support The Party. *
9. Useful idiots (like DUers) who can be expected to mindlessly do whatever The Party requires regardless of how they are treated by The Party. *
10. The United States of America.

 * 2-10 are null and void if at any point do not blindly follow, support, and repeat all things promoted by The Party. All things contrary must be destroyed.