Okay. I have to confess that the DUmmie garybeck may actually be, believe it or not, accurate. Since I’ve retired from full time fictional spirit-guiding, I sometimes will take a contract for counter-intel work using my fictional spirit-guide abilities. You know, can’t smell me and can’t see me. Anyway, I was at the campaign meeting in ghost mode and one of the campaign folks said that the “weird” thing had worked out fairly well for the childish people, but they needed to come up with something as equally childish and stupid. One of the other workers, I don’t know which one because I was listening more than watching, brought up DU. I believe his exact words were: “The other day I was at the forum where we keep all of the way out there lunatics that we don’t want normal people to know about. I think it’s called Democrat Underground or something like that. One of the extremely low IQ members there actually suggested that we shift to ‘creepy’. I mean, it’s stupid and childish so it fits in with what we’re trying to do. Maybe the idiot is on to something?” At the time, I thought the campaign worker said the DUer’s name was “DrearyDreck”, but he maybe said “garybeck” instead. Regardless, congratulations to DUmmie garybeck. Unfortunately for garybeck, I've heard that Trump's people has come up with an effective comeback: "We're rubber and you're glue. What you say bounces off of us and sticks on you."
