According to TiTtyboy, Capt. whatshisname and his entire force are a bunch of fancy boys, typical of the Bay Area. They are thrilled when TiTtyboy, a convicted felon, allows them to play with his illegal fully-automatic weapons. There is no way they would interfere if TiTtyboy wants to drive while in his perpetually intoxicated condition. They also do not mind that he got his driving license using the identity of a deceased person. The Tiburon cops would not dare mess with TiTtyboy Tom.
Of course, you have to consider that every word in every TiTtyboy Tom post is a bald-faced lie, except the part about him being a drunken part-time clerk in a knick-knack shop (he's never sold $1200 worth of merchandise in a week, let alone one sale). Even a lot of DUmpmonkeys, as stupidly dense as they are, have begun to realize that he's mocking them.