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Offline Texacon

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Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2024, 04:27:28 PM »
Always go back to the Kinks' song "Lola":

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes like Coca-Cola
C-O-L-A, Cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A, Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight, she nearly broke my spine
Oh, my Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh, my Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
She said, "Little boy, won't you come home with me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes, well, I almost fell for my Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Well, I looked at her, and she at me
Well, that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
Except for Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola


I like Weird Al’s version better. Yoda, Y O D A, Yoda …

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Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2024, 01:48:21 PM »
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MineralMan (146,746 posts)
Wed Aug 7, 2024, 09:51 AM

You Go, Tampon Tim!

The Goopers are thinking they can make a useful joke out of this.

We make a joke about it and the leftists think they can embrace it and turn it into a positive.  It didn't work when they tried to turn Brandon into Dark Brandon and it's not going to work with Tampon Tim.
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