I realize that I've just recently come back to the Cave after a bit of an absence, but it seems that while I've been gone that the quality of fabricated stories (aka Bouncy Tales) have diminished into pure crap. I knew that the quality of their made-up stories was dropping back when I left, but I don't understand how the self-proclaimed smartest people on the internet could have let their pretend tales sink to this level. Grade school students could compose more engrossing and entertaining stories than what I've been seeing.
There has to be at least one old time, old school DUer over there who is creative enough to coach the current crop of DUmbasses on how to create an entertaining lie. For any lurking DUmmies, you don't really have to recreate the wheel. You can always go with the old BS like cops jumping out of bushes, crowds of onlookers clapping and cheering on your wisdom, and evil rethuglican finally caving in and being converted by your vast pretend wisdom. Just please do better than what you've been doing because one of the main reasons that I came back was for the hilarious DU stories.