Matt (mvd) Prepping for his Next Begathon

[BamaMoose]

Typical post from him about dire financial hardships on the horizon:

mvd (65,279 posts)

I'm feeling pretty depressed
This is my DU family and I have no close friends or relatives so venting here. The real estate agent friend we had broke off contact when we didn’t use her for any house sale. At the time it was too much because we needed more help moving than she could give. Then we had that whole house buyer nightmare. Mom has this wonderful lawyer and she’s like a friend but lives a ways away and has her own career and family. The new real estate agent is nice, but she doesn’t come over like the friend real estate agent did. We have to move by September according to mom’s lawyer. Hope to make some money. Until then it’s a horrible month financially for mom and me. I’m not asking DU for more money but it’s just so depressing right now. At least politics is looking better. Hope everyone else is doing ok.

So, if I understand this correctly, they have burned out all their friends and relatives mooching money, and they thought their first real estate agent would take care of their relocation (financially/administratively?).  The whole house buyer thing always sounded like something he fabricated because none of it made any sense.  And now they are looking for their current lawyer and real estate agent to take care of them but, alas, they just aren't doing enough to move Matt's fat ass from his current location to some new location.  But, tick-tock, the clock is running.  Only a month to find a new place to live.  Fortunately, Matt is hoping to make some money.  So, will he make it by actually getting a job?  Expect another big begathon from him in a week or two.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10182041897

[Old n Grumpy]

We need to take a collection of healing white light and a lot of healing vibes and send it to him.

[SVPete]

mvd's theme song, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW8uRpq6TlY .

[Muddling 2]

mvd's theme song, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW8uRpq6TlY .

 

[Old n Grumpy]

You have to admit he’s a lot smarter than the guys on the corner with a cardboard sign. It would be funny if he was donating the money to the Trump campaign 

[CollectivismMustDie]

Yup. MVD is prepping the griftspace.


https://youtu.be/-IIKE9p5SEw?si=FQx-FtocwQwn43XZ

[FlippyDoo]

We need to take a collection of healing white light and a lot of healing vibes and send it to him.

Do they still send out "healing white light"? I would figure that would be racist by now. Come to think of it, if they switched to send healing black light that could possibly make a funny cartoon episode.

[SVPete]

Do they still send out "healing white light"? I would figure that would be racist by now. Come to think of it, if they switched to send healing black light that could possibly make a funny cartoon episode.

Some DU oldsters should have black lights ... maybe even send mvd some of their posters, too.

[BamaMoose]

And so it begins:

mvd (65,287 posts)
8. Little better today but might not last

We almost lost our TV. YouTube TV wouldn’t allow any payment flexibility. But Hulu with Live TV gave us a free month. I’ll stay with them after that. I am very stubborn about not asking DU for more. Any ideas would be appreciated because it’s a 5 week Social Security on top of everything.

mvd (65,287 posts)
10. Also mom fell a couple days ago

Never a good thing especially at her age. Wrist and other things hurt.

Lots of DUers slamming him because they know that he is just about ready to start asking for money.  And several low post moles tearing him to shreds.  But he still has a few advocates trying to prop him up.  They may be a village of idiots, but some excel at the task.

[67 Rover]

And so it begins:

Lots of DUers slamming him because they know that he is just about ready to start asking for money.  And several low post moles tearing him to shreds.  But he still has a few advocates trying to prop him up.  They may be a village of idiots, but some excel at the task.

I would think that TV, internet and cell phone would be considered luxury items compared to food, fuel, health care etc. but that's just me. 

[Texacon]

That thread got hilarious FAST.  LOL

KC

[FlippyDoo]

When it comes time to vote, mvd needs to consider this... If more republicans and less socialists are elected, the economy is prone to improve. In an improved economy more people have more money that can be grifted.

[Old n Grumpy]

We should send him a cardboard sign that says “please help I’m to lazy to work “ he can stand on the corner for a few hours and get some fresh air and exercise.

[SVPete]

mvd epitomizes what Libs' and Progs' beloved welfare state creates: people dependent on free sh$% who are unwilling to provide for themselves (beyond demanding more free sh$%). It's ironically amusing to see some DU-folk tiring of the results of what they helped create.

[Old n Grumpy]

I would think that TV, internet and cell phone would be considered luxury items compared to food, fuel, health care etc. but that's just me. 

He needs the internet to beg for more money. It’s his life line to suckerville or as we know it the dump.

[DefiantSix]

I don't believe a word of it.

How in the hell is mvd - of all people - living with such a horrendous run of shitty luck? I mean, he's got his white privilege, he's a member in good standing at the Patriarchy Lodge. Hell, he's even got the advantage of this glorious, unending Kamaleconomy.

Who could possible so broke they don't have a pot to piss in, in this kind of environment? [/sarc]

[BamaMoose]

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 he's a member in good standing at the Patriarchy Lodge.
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I'm not sure that's true.  The only woman he's ever seen naked is his mother, so I don't think he gets full membership at the Lodge.

[Old n Grumpy]

I'm not sure that's true.  The only woman he's ever seen naked is his mother, so I don't think he gets full membership at the Lodge.

Ewwwwwww that’s gross