Joe - I’m staying in this race no matter what!
Everyone - Joe, you’re losing and don’t know where you are. It’s time to go.
Joe - oh, ok
Dr. - uh, Joe you have uh, COVID, yeah covid. You need to isolate for a few months.
Joe - oh, ok
Jill - Pull up your pants Joe, it’s covid not a prostate exam. We’re going home.
Joe - oh, ok
DNC - Mr. President we need to let you rest in this basement for a few months while you recover.
Joe - oh, ok. Can I have ice cream? Is Sponge Bob on? Who’s president today?
KC