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Re: DUmp Gods (Schumer and Jefferies) sticking the knife in Biden
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2024, 09:26:41 AM »
Democrat Leaders Make Tough Decision To Place Biden On Hospice Following COVID Diagnosis

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Five minutes after news broke that President Biden has been diagnosed with COVID, Democrat party leaders were forced to make the difficult decision to place Biden on hospice care.

"We just want Joe to be comfortable with the short time he has left," explained Senator Chuck Schumer. "We spent a long, hard thirty seconds deliberating over what to do, and we all agreed this is for the best."

President Biden reportedly resisted the idea of being placed on hospice, but Democrat leaders assured the doctors that he was demented and didn't know what he was saying. "It's what the real Joe would have wanted. Hahaha!" said Kamala Harris. "Poor guy, saying 'I'm not ready to die!' Haha! He's lost his mind. At last, he can be at peace."

At publishing time, Hillary Clinton was reportedly spotted asking the hospice caretakers if they needed any help moving things along.

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Re: DUmp Gods (Schumer and Jefferies) sticking the knife in Biden
« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2024, 11:46:43 AM »
Somehow after all he’s done to this country and it’s people I can’t find a bit of empathy or sympathy for the lousy corrupt criminal. :rant: :rant: :rant:
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Re: DUmp Gods (Schumer and Jefferies) sticking the knife in Biden
« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2024, 11:54:49 AM »
Somehow after all he’s done to this country and it’s people I can’t find a bit of empathy or sympathy for the lousy corrupt criminal. :rant: :rant: :rant:

There's still a chance that all of those hands up his backside will give him a scorching case of ass cancer before he shambles off to that great DOWN escalator in the sky.
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Re: DUmp Gods (Schumer and Jefferies) sticking the knife in Biden
« Reply #28 on: July 18, 2024, 11:56:02 AM »
Democrat Leaders Make Tough Decision To Place Biden On Hospice Following COVID Diagnosis

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Five minutes after news broke that President Biden has been diagnosed with COVID, Democrat party leaders were forced to make the difficult decision to place Biden on hospice care.

"We just want Joe to be comfortable with the short time he has left," explained Senator Chuck Schumer. "We spent a long, hard thirty seconds deliberating over what to do, and we all agreed this is for the best."

President Biden reportedly resisted the idea of being placed on hospice, but Democrat leaders assured the doctors that he was demented and didn't know what he was saying. "It's what the real Joe would have wanted. Hahaha!" said Kamala Harris. "Poor guy, saying 'I'm not ready to die!' Haha! He's lost his mind. At last, he can be at peace."

At publishing time, Hillary Clinton was reportedly spotted asking the hospice caretakers if they needed any help moving things along.

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Re: DUmp Gods (Schumer and Jefferies) sticking the knife in Biden
« Reply #29 on: July 18, 2024, 12:34:54 PM »
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. There is no such thing as a Billionaire Democrat. They are trying to destroy our party to elect trump.
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Re: DUmp Gods (Schumer and Jefferies) sticking the knife in Biden
« Reply #30 on: July 18, 2024, 12:58:32 PM »
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Democrat Leaders Make Tough Decision To Place Biden On Hospice Following COVID Diagnosis

They can put him in the same room as jimmy Carter  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: DUmp Gods (Schumer and Jefferies) sticking the knife in Biden
« Reply #31 on: July 18, 2024, 01:00:49 PM »
They can put him in the same room as jimmy Carter  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


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Re: DUmp Gods (Schumer and Jefferies) sticking the knife in Biden
« Reply #32 on: July 18, 2024, 02:13:32 PM »
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. There is no such thing as a Billionaire Democrat. They are trying to destroy our party to elect trump.

Unless this is an example of the "No true Scotsman" fallacy, the dude's or dudette's head is so deep in his/her colon that (s)he has to peer around his/her uvula to see!
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Re: DUmp Gods (Schumer and Jefferies) sticking the knife in Biden
« Reply #33 on: July 18, 2024, 02:50:45 PM »
I hear Andrew Cuomo will be arranging his nursing home care. :whistling:

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Re: DUmp Gods (Schumer and Jefferies) sticking the knife in Biden
« Reply #34 on: July 18, 2024, 03:14:00 PM »
Really DU? You go for a party that thinks that running a country like itis some kind of an empire and then you act surprised when it's members act like they are the Imperial Roman Senate and start to "Stab in the back" the leader of your party? Why are you so shocked when for decades they didn't care one thing about you, especially if you are a minority and this is what takes place. The Democrats set this thing up years ago when they picked the worse person to run for President to begin with.
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