This thread reminds me of a famous joke: "How many dead DUmmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Answer: "I don't know. Let's start with all of them and narrow it down from there."
I am pretty sure Bob Banzin, whose foot precedes him in death, is still alive and scowling in Colorado. He has to be circling the drain at this point, although I suspect the Democrats can be even more sure of his vote after he passes.
Out of morbid curiosity I've search a little for HollisinSonoma. I started with Don Shipley, thinking that he could help me locate the second-most decorated Navy Seal in history, so imagine the look on my face when Don informed me that Hollis Wright was never a Seal.
Then I called around to various record labels, because surely they'd know where to find him, since they have to send those royalty checks SOMEWHERE. "Oh, that lying asshole?" Came the reply.
So I figured, heck Tom claims to have bedded every woman in the Bay Area with enough money to drive all the Italian sports cars he reviewed, all the rare wines he's sampled, and so forth, but none ever materialized. "Tell TominTib to try TominTub once in a while, and he might have a chance," said the only woman I could find who would admit to knowing him.
On a more serious note, I think Hollis Thomas Wright, definitely NOT a Navy Seal and absolutely an inconsequential drunken asshole, moved back to Texas at some point to sponge off relatives, probably NOT his son, who is probably rationing his own scratch earned while touring with Santana.
