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Orange Man BAD Takes on HILARIOUS New Meaning After Bronzed Biden Appearance
« on: July 02, 2024, 08:58:39 AM »


We're not entirely sure if Team Biden thought it would somehow make him look less like a walking, talking, Botox-filled cadaver if they spray-tanned him a bit but ultimately all they did was give his critics even more material to work with. Dude was not tan, he was not bronze, he was ORANGE ... giving 'orange man bad' a whole new meaning.

Hilarious for us, not so hilarious for Democrats who still can't seem to figure things out or find their backside with BOTH their hands.

What a delightful, delicious mess.

Luckily, Twitter/X did what Twitter/X always does best when there's something super embarrassing for a politician goes viral and the jokes have been writing themselves. Here are some of the best 'orange Biden' takes that we feel are definitely comedy GOLD.

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He looks like a plastic container after you’ve had spaghetti in it.



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Biden Unveils Cool New Look And Campaign Slogan 'Make United States Superb A Second Time' https://buff.ly/3FoKbxb



https://twitchy.com/samj/2024/07/02/orange-man-bad-takes-on-new-meaning-orange-biden-takes-n2397887

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Re: Orange Man BAD Takes on HILARIOUS New Meaning After Bronzed Biden Appearance
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2024, 10:47:29 AM »
Apparently the puppet masters were sensitive to the criticism that #SpongeBrainShitPants looked like a damned cadaver last Thursday, so they rolled him in Cheetos dust...  :rotf:
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Re: Orange Man BAD Takes on HILARIOUS New Meaning After Bronzed Biden Appearance
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2024, 01:12:50 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on July 02, 2024, 10:47:29 AM
Apparently the puppet masters were sensitive to the criticism that #SpongeBrainShitPants looked like a damned cadaver last Thursday, so they rolled him in Cheetos dust...  :rotf:

Now he looks like a sun scorched cadaver. :thatsright: :lmao:

He looks awful and nothing short of a new face will change it. :thatsright: :loser:
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Re: Orange Man BAD Takes on HILARIOUS New Meaning After Bronzed Biden Appearance
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2024, 03:53:02 PM »
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


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Re: Orange Man BAD Takes on HILARIOUS New Meaning After Bronzed Biden Appearance
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2024, 05:41:13 PM »
Oompa Loompa doopity doo...
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Uhh...what was I doing here again?
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Re: Orange Man BAD Takes on HILARIOUS New Meaning After Bronzed Biden Appearance
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2024, 03:03:25 PM »
I have seen better paint jobs on a High School kids body shop project.
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Re: Orange Man BAD Takes on HILARIOUS New Meaning After Bronzed Biden Appearance
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2024, 06:19:53 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on July 03, 2024, 03:03:25 PM
I have seen better paint jobs on a High School kids body shop project.

This is the product of leftist scum removing shop classes of any kind from the public skrewel system.
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