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Offline CC27

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If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,
« on: June 26, 2024, 07:46:30 AM »
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If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,
He might forget to turn off the porch light in the morning, and he may take an unplanned nap on your sofa while watching a baseball game. But, he'll water your plants and feed your dog.

If trump is sitting your house, he'll kill
your dog by throwing him out in the heat or cold without food or water. He'll let the burglars in and negotiate a kickback from your prized possessions being fenced. He'll invite the neighborhood teen girls over to party, telling them a modeling agency is looking for new models, then screw one of them on top of your expensive bedspread or quilt your grandmother made.

This is the difference between the two candidates as described by one of Nicole's guests, embellished a little by me.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219060775


WTF?
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Re: If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2024, 07:51:20 AM »
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Re: If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2024, 08:48:37 AM »
In the real, non-perpendicular world:

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If Donald Trump sits your house while you are gone,
He will remember to turn off the porch light in the morning, and he may take an unplanned nap on your sofa while watching a baseball game. But, he'll water your plants and feed your dog.

If Joe LIEden is sitting your house, he'll kill
your dog by throwing him out in the heat or cold without food or water. He'll let illegals in and negotiate a kickback from your prized possessions being fenced. He'll invite coyotes to smuggle teen girls over to party, telling them a modeling agency is looking for new models, then screw one of them on top of your expensive bedspread or quilt your grandmother made while sniffing the hair of the rest.

FIFY, DUmmie Ilsa.
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Re: If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2024, 09:15:52 AM »
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If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,
He might forget to turn off the porch light in the morning, and he may take an unplanned nap on your sofa while watching a baseball game. But, he'll water your plants and feed your dog.

If trump is sitting your house, he'll kill
your dog by throwing him out in the heat or cold without food or water. He'll let the burglars in and negotiate a kickback from your prized possessions being fenced. He'll invite the neighborhood teen girls over to party, telling them a modeling agency is looking for new models, then screw one of them on top of your expensive bedspread or quilt your grandmother made.

This is the difference between the two candidates as described by one of Nicole's guests, embellished a little by me.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219060775

Joe Brandon would wander off without the Easter Bunny or another world leader there to corral him.  Silver alert would be needed.
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Re: If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2024, 09:37:04 AM »
One does not 'biden sit' a house. Many 'biden sit' joe biden.
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Re: If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2024, 10:16:19 AM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on June 26, 2024, 09:37:04 AM
One does not 'biden sit' a house. Many 'biden sit' joe biden.

Perhaps Ilsa omitted an "h" in the 4th word of her first sentence.
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Re: If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2024, 02:09:41 PM »
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If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,
he’ll fill it with illegal aliens then wander off in a daze  :thatsright: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser
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Re: If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2024, 02:47:55 PM »
I have this strange notion that we shouldn't vote for someone based on how well we think they would house-sit.
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Re: If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2024, 04:43:05 PM »
Quote from: ADsOutburst on June 26, 2024, 02:47:55 PM
I have this strange notion that we shouldn't vote for someone based on how well we think they would house-sit.

Especially when you know damned well that Dr.Jill would farm the job off onto Hunter for POTATUS, and before you got back, all the valuables would be would be in a pawn shop, the poor dog wouldn't have been fed in days, his asshole is suspiciously distended, there's cigarette burns on all your remaining furniture, and there's "parmasan cheese" in all the goddammit carpets.
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Re: If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2024, 08:23:45 PM »
Anyone notice their comment sections keep getting smaller and smaller?
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Re: If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2024, 09:41:10 PM »
The DUmmie forgot Biden showering with your teen daughter.
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Re: If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2024, 09:42:25 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on June 26, 2024, 10:16:19 AM
Perhaps Ilsa omitted an "h" in the 4th word of her first sentence.

That sentence, as you suggest it, could be applied to the entire nation.
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Re: If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2024, 11:35:13 PM »
Quote from: CC27 on June 26, 2024, 07:46:30 AM

WTF?

That ranks up there as one of the DUmbest, most pointless posts of the day. Thats pure stupid even for a DUmmie
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Re: If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2024, 06:46:42 AM »
Quote from: FunkyZero on June 26, 2024, 11:35:13 PM
That ranks up there as one of the DUmbest, most pointless posts of the day. Thats pure stupid even for a DUmmie

You have to remember they’ve been at this for so long. It’s hard to come up with new material! :lmao: :lmao: :loser: :loser: :loser:
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Re: If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2024, 07:06:08 AM »
Biden ain’t allowed in my house, primitive.

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