The Chronicles of MVD - Chapter 36: Matt Goes To The Dentist (again)

[FunkyZero]

I have to say, this guy has some stones. And frankly, I find it hilarious that DUmmies are so DUmb, they keep shoveling cash his way.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10182027900

Tue Jun 25, 2024, 03:38 PM

Need a root canal and asking for help

Hi all,
I was recently at the dentist who said I have a deep cavity that needs a root canal. As you know, root canals are expensive. Even at the discount places. I still have no steady income and I live with my 75-year-old widowed mom who just has her Social Security. I am ok with food and utilities but the root canal would ruin my finances. I am asking for $150 in case they do a payment plan. I can raise the goal if necessary. The tooth has been bothering me so I have to get in. My PayPal fundraiser is below. Thank you very much for your consideration.

https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/95GwAJm93A

[DefiantSix]

Gargle with hydrogen peroxide, Mattie boi.

Do it a couple times a day and it'll kill the abcess infecting the root inside of a week, though I usually reccomend continuing the treatment for 2 weeks, just to make sure the abcess doesn't flare back up.

[FunkyZero]

Gargle with hydrogen peroxide, Mattie boi.

Do it a couple times a day and it'll kill the abcess infecting the root inside of a week, though I usually reccomend continuing the treatment for 2 weeks, just to make sure the abcess doesn't flare back up.

In Matts case, I'd suggest he just drink the stuff. a couple of quarts a day outta do the trick.

[Texacon]

LOL  Matt has already raised $190 of his $150 goal.  What's the bet that he raises the goal and keeps this up far longer than just a few days.

I swear, if I owned a car lot I would hire Matt in a heartbeat.  He simply does not stop selling.

KC

[CC27]

Why isn't this grifter on all the government goodies that the dummies gush over all the time? Why isn't government coming to the rescue?? 

[67 Rover]

I think Mat is on to something here. This is a well he can revisit as necessary.

32 teeth in an adult mouth equals big $$$. Well done MVD!

[DefiantSix]

Why isn't this grifter on all the government goodies that the dummies gush over all the time? Why isn't government coming to the rescue?? 

The standard answer from the Gub'mint goodies hander outers is that the supplicant MAKES TOO MUCH MONEY. Gee Matt, maybe if you weren't such a leech at the DUmp...

[Old n Grumpy]

I’m almost tempted to sign up over there to beg for help to pay for some of my medical expenses.

[Rebel]

Anyone know if there was a new game that just dropped?