From what I can gather, the 51 are struggling for relevancy amidst 51 different fallout-scenarios.
Even the 'safe', retiring to my front-porch with grandchildren on my knee form of obscurity isn't working right now. They're all tagged with knowing 'classic earmarks'.
Lake Mead is drying-up and all I see are rusted barrels.
" Grandpa. What's a classic earmark? "