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Sacramento State grad auctions off her virginity
« on: September 11, 2008, 07:31:58 AM »
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Sacramento State grad auctions off her virginity

A Sacramento State University grad plans to sell her virginity off through an online auction.

The 21-year-old, who said she is using the pseudonym Natalie Dylan for safety reasons, was interviewed on the Howard Stern radio show today.

"We live in a capitalist society," Dylan said on the show. "Why shouldn't I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity?"

Dennis Hof, owner of the Nevada brothel Moonlite Bunny Ranch, brought Dylan to Stern's attention. Hof said that the auction will be conducted through the Bunny Ranch website.

Dylan is willing to submit to both a polygraph test and a gynecological examination to verify the authenticity of her chastity. She said that she's pursuing the idea because of debt incurred when her father allegedly took out student loans in her name.

According to the Daily Mail, Dylan earned her bachelor's degree in women's studies from Sacramento State and said she plans to use the money to finance her post-graduate studies in marriage and family therapy.

"I understand some people may condemn me. But I think this is empowering. I'm using what I have to better myself," Dylan said.

Paul Rios can be reached at prios@statehornet.com .

http://media.www.statehornet.com/media/storage/paper114...


 


http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/09/09/2008-09-09...

Dylan was introduced to Stern by Dennis Hof, proprietor of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Nevada's famed legal brothel (seen on HBO's hit series "Cathouse.")

Hof says the auction will be conducted online via bunnyranch.com, and that the deal will be consummated at the Bunny Ranch, where Dylan's sister already works. "I think it's a tremendous idea," he says. "Why lose it to some guy in the backseat of a Toyota when you can pay for your education?"

There won't be any questions about Dylan's virtue: The lass says she's willing to submit to a polygraph test and a gynecological exam to confirm her virginity.

According to Dylan, she and her sister were forced into the skin trade partly because their stepfather allegedly took out student loans in their names without their permission, leaving them unable to finance their education.

She says she's already earned her bachelor's degree in women's studies at Sacramento State and that in January she'll start her master's work in marriage and family therapy there. She hopes to get a doctorate.
 

I always thought y'all were kidding about 'Womens Studies' as a degree.  Sheesh.

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Re: Sacramento State grad auctions off her virginity
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2008, 07:35:57 AM »
Oh my.

The cboy4 primitive still survives.

I'm heaving a sigh of relief.

After all, after the Great Discombobulation, there's going to have to be some survivors to repair and restore the devastation wrought Skins's island by the Obamaite primitives.
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Re: Sacramento State grad auctions off her virginity
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2008, 07:47:41 AM »
And if someone with AIDS wins?

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Which of your Womens' Studies classes convinced you this was a great idea?  How do you plan on working prostitution into your family therapy practice?
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Re: Sacramento State grad auctions off her virginity
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2008, 07:51:55 AM »
Quote from: Texacon on September 11, 2008, 07:31:58 AM
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Thu Sep-11-08 08:02 AM
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Sacramento State grad auctions off her virginity

A Sacramento State University grad plans to sell her virginity off through an online auction.

The 21-year-old, who said she is using the pseudonym Natalie Dylan for safety reasons, was interviewed on the Howard Stern radio show today.

"We live in a capitalist society," Dylan said on the show. "Why shouldn't I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity?"

Dennis Hof, owner of the Nevada brothel Moonlite Bunny Ranch, brought Dylan to Stern's attention. Hof said that the auction will be conducted through the Bunny Ranch website.

Dylan is willing to submit to both a polygraph test and a gynecological examination to verify the authenticity of her chastity. She said that she's pursuing the idea because of debt incurred when her father allegedly took out student loans in her name.

According to the Daily Mail, Dylan earned her bachelor's degree in women's studies from Sacramento State and said she plans to use the money to finance her post-graduate studies in marriage and family therapy.

"I understand some people may condemn me. But I think this is empowering. I'm using what I have to better myself," Dylan said.

Paul Rios can be reached at prios@statehornet.com .

http://media.www.statehornet.com/media/storage/paper114...


 


http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/09/09/2008-09-09...

Dylan was introduced to Stern by Dennis Hof, proprietor of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Nevada's famed legal brothel (seen on HBO's hit series "Cathouse.")

Hof says the auction will be conducted online via bunnyranch.com, and that the deal will be consummated at the Bunny Ranch, where Dylan's sister already works. "I think it's a tremendous idea," he says. "Why lose it to some guy in the backseat of a Toyota when you can pay for your education?"

There won't be any questions about Dylan's virtue: The lass says she's willing to submit to a polygraph test and a gynecological exam to confirm her virginity.

According to Dylan, she and her sister were forced into the skin trade partly because their stepfather allegedly took out student loans in their names without their permission, leaving them unable to finance their education.

She says she's already earned her bachelor's degree in women's studies at Sacramento State and that in January she'll start her master's work in marriage and family therapy there. She hopes to get a doctorate.
 

I always thought y'all were kidding about 'Womens Studies' as a degree.  Sheesh.

KC

Well, at least now we know what job's they can perform with those degrees. Unfortunately, most have probably lost that one asset that appears to be most valuable.
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Re: Sacramento State grad auctions off her virginity
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2008, 07:55:48 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 11, 2008, 07:51:55 AM
Well, at least now we know what job's they can perform with those degrees. Unfortunately, most have probably lost that one asset that appears to be most valuable.

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Re: Sacramento State grad auctions off her virginity
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2008, 10:24:57 AM »
I have seen some of these "wymyn's studies" chicks on television. I suspect that, among that crowd, virginity is a very common attribute.
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Re: Sacramento State grad auctions off her virginity
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2008, 10:52:05 AM »
A quarter of a million bucks seems like a bit much for a little *****, even if it is unused...
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Re: Sacramento State grad auctions off her virginity
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2008, 11:01:38 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on September 11, 2008, 10:52:05 AM
A quarter of a million bucks seems like a bit much for a little *****, even if it is unused...
H5. :rotf: Also, for THAT kind of money, I think I'd rather have a pro. Just sayin'.
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Re: Sacramento State grad auctions off her virginity
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2008, 12:00:14 PM »
Quote from: Tantal on September 11, 2008, 11:01:38 AM
Quote from: Big Don on September 11, 2008, 10:52:05 AM
A quarter of a million bucks seems like a bit much for a little *****, even if it is unused...
H5. :rotf: Also, for THAT kind of money, I think I'd rather have a pro. Just sayin'.

Inflation sure is a killer. 

It seems like only yesterday that some Democrat cockroach of a Governor was only paying 80-some odd thousand dollars ($4300 an hour) for high priced *****.  And now the going rate is a quarter million?

Sheesh!  Sure am glad I'm married!
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Re: Sacramento State grad auctions off her virginity
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2008, 01:08:00 PM »
Anyone else tempted to mention character(s) from TOS?

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Re: Sacramento State grad auctions off her virginity
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2008, 02:33:37 PM »
I've seen many women's studies majors and $25 would be market price.
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Re: Sacramento State grad auctions off her virginity
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2008, 04:20:06 PM »
Quote from: jukin on September 11, 2008, 02:33:37 PM
I've seen many women's studies majors and $25 would be market price.
Does that include the paper sack, or is that extra? :-)
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Re: Sacramento State grad auctions off her virginity
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2008, 04:22:42 PM »
pictures?
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Re: Sacramento State grad auctions off her virginity
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2008, 04:28:13 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on September 11, 2008, 04:22:42 PM
pictures?
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No thanks.  I've seen more than my share of hags masquerading aa womyn in the women's studies departments.

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