Just dumped a guy for being a Trump Supporter...

[FunkyZero]

A bouncy that probably actually happened, but not the way DUmmie is presenting it


https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218969807

kerry-is-my-prez (8,136 posts)
Wed May 22, 2024, 05:22 PM

Just dumped a guy for being a Trump Supporter...
I did not realize he was a Trumpster. Guess you need to find out who someone is politically before getting involved in the first place…

Uh huh,  YOU dumped HIM, you say?

kerry-is-my-prez (8,136 posts)
Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #4)
Wed May 22, 2024, 05:32 PM
9. Since he was a "good Catholic" I told him Trump is satanic.
Sells and autographs Bibles, says he is “The Chosen One” he said he was going to unfollow Trump at least! He couldn’t take my hectoring him either. Guess some men can’t handle strong outspoken women!

yea, I think that bolsters my position. Did he at least slow the car down before he booted your cackling ass out of the passenger door?
Well, I guess that's why you have to wear the helmet everywhere you go.

TSExile (2,620 posts)
13. Exactly.
Reply to WarGamer (Reply #3)
Wed May 22, 2024, 05:52 PM
Just the thought of kissing or going to bed with a man who supports the RAPIST...

Oh GNO!  We are all now in fear that left-wing DU females won't have sex with us, Triggly-Puff

WarGamer (12,553 posts)
Reply to kerry-is-my-prez (Original post)
Wed May 22, 2024, 05:24 PM
3. yeah that's a deal breaker.
I won't let politics ruin relationships with friends or family BUT...
How could one make a life partner/spouse out of someone you disagree with vehemently.

You're a DUmmy. Politics runs your brain like a rampant jungle fungus. Who do you thnk you are kidding?


***BONUS BOUNCY!!!!   ****

NanaCat (1,735 posts)

Reply to kerry-is-my-prez (Original post)
Wed May 22, 2024, 06:45 PM
33. A uni pal invited me to her family reunion
I'd never been to one, and the concept sounded...interesting, in a scary way. So we go to the party at her grandmother's house, and meet the tribe.

Her grandmother had rather bad arthritis, and was sitting in one of those lift (?)chairs that still look like a recliner. Had pockets on the sides. I noticed them after one of my friend's cousins brought in her new beau, and he started praising reagan the traitor. Grans asked one time if he was saying what she thought he was. He smirked and said, 'yes, ma'am, he's the greatest president ever.'

Granny might have had arthritis, but she reached down to the side of her lift chair and pulled out a sawed off shotgun faster than the Waco Kid.

'I don't tolerate stupid or trash in my house, and you're both. Get out. And, you, Missy, are welcome to the same if you follow that cad.'

He ran. The idiot cousin cried a bit, but stayed. She didn't get any sympathy for bringing a 'G-D republican' into her grandmother's house, when everyone knew that the woman had been a die-hard liberal Democrat since at least FDR.

[SVPete]

kerry-is-my-prez (8,136 posts)
Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #4)
Wed May 22, 2024, 05:32 PM
9. Since he was a "good Catholic" I told him Trump is satanic.
Sells and autographs Bibles, says he is “The Chosen One” he said he was going to unfollow Trump at least! He couldn’t take my hectoring him either. Guess some men can’t handle strong outspoken women!

I realize that many/most/all DU-folk do not care about facts and facts that contradict what DU-folk want to believe is true are regarded as "Reich-Wing" by those DU-folk. That said:

1. Trump is not selling Bibles, Lee Greenwood is.

2. The Bibles Greenwood sells are not autographed by anyone.

3. Trump has never in a literal non-sarcastic non-satiric way said that he is "The Chosen One". Even CNN has admitted that the comment to which kerry-is-my-prez referred was sarcasm. Whether kerry-is-my-prez lied or alluded to a liar's claim, I don't much care. Both alternatives are equally likely.

If the guy kerry-is-my-prez claims to have dumped is a faithful Catholic, he is better off for her departure (actually, even if he's a Cafeteria Catholic he's better off for it).

[Old n Grumpy]

Granny might have had arthritis, but she reached down to the side of her lift chair and pulled out a sawed off shotgun faster than the Waco Kid.

The bs is 6 feet deep with that one.

[RonE]

"Kerry-is-my-prez" ?!. You actually picked that name or did you lose a bet?  John ****in' Kerry?! IDIOT

[DefiantSix]

Granny might have had arthritis, but she reached down to the side of her lift chair and pulled out a sawed off shotgun faster than the Waco Kid.

The bs is 6 feet deep with that one.

I dunno.

Leftists typically pass the stoopid down from parent to child, and we all can point to endless examples where leftist scum exhibit abysmal impulse control. Short of the obvious point that Granny, after years of substance abuse, tax evasion and rioting/looting whenever the colored neighborhoods rise up, would have a hard time passing a background check for the 4473 on that shotgun. (Note that I'm not even questioning that a rabid anti-gun leftist scumbag like "Granny" would have a shotgun; leftist scum are nothing if they aren't hypocrites, after all.)

All of the above at least makes this bouncy PLAUSIBLE, which is more than can be said for most bouncies.

[Old n Grumpy]

The guy doesn’t know how lucky he is


A sawed off shotgun is an NFA weapon and requires more than a 4473

[DefiantSix]

...A sawed off shotgun is an NFA weapon and requires more than a 4473

Depends on how long it is and whether the F-Troop knows it exists or not. If it's slightly above minimum length and the AFT is sufficiently ignorant, all it takes is a hack saw. 

[Karin]

I'm still pointing and laughing at the DUmmie who loves John Kerry soooooo much, that she made him part of her screenname.  What a loser!

And granny with a shotgun was the stupidest story ever. 

[SVPete]

I'm still pointing and laughing at the DUmmie who loves John Kerry soooooo much, that she made him part of her screenname.  What a loser!

And granny with a shotgun was the stupidest story ever.

https://instapundit.com/649417/

 

[67 Rover]

I'm still pointing and laughing at the DUmmie who loves John Kerry soooooo much, that she made him part of her screenname.  What a loser!

And granny with a shotgun was the stupidest story ever.

DUmmie caught a rerun of Beverly Hillbillies. 

[SVPete]

DUmmie caught a rerun of Beverly Hillbillies. 

Did Granny have her Rheumatiz Medicine in the other side pocket of her lift chair?

[Airwolf]

I don't believe that bouncy one bit. the reason why is because I met someone wonderful back in 2013 and after some time we started to meet and hang out together and as time passed, we got closer. Even though she supported Bernie Sanders and I being the conservative I am we did find things we liked and shared. When I wanted to be serious, she told me she didn't want to because of how I felt politically and how she felt, and I told her I didn't care about her politics. I was falling for her. well after a while she relented, and we spent a few years together until she passed away in 2017 from her heart failing after surgery from Heart Ablasion surgery that she needed. She lived in KC and I live in Iowa. it was a three-hour drive to see her and then back home the same. We didn't have a lot of time together just about every other weekend I would drive to her place and stay with her. So I think if I can have a relationship with someone who was a Bernie supporter than anyone can have a dual political relationship.

[Old n Grumpy]

Did Granny have her Rheumatiz Medicine in the other side pocket of her lift chair?

XXX straight from the still 

[Old n Grumpy]