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Offline CC27

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Why I should be next Speaker
« on: October 23, 2023, 12:53:55 PM »
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Why I should be next Speaker
This is really simple but I'll need your support as we move forward. Here we go:

1. I am not constipated an enjoy toilet time as my GOP reflection deposit.
2. I am aware of reality and do not cage small animals for sport and inspiration.
3. I voted in 2020 and 2022 via mail ballot. I am not dead and did not enter America illegally.
4. While some guy Gets US according to the new TV campaign, I have yet to meet this dude but leave out a white wafer every night with my wine dregs..
5. I do not hang flags at my house or in the back of a truck. I don't wear a flag wind breaker or wear hats with the flag on it. I do own a 48-star flag as I don't recognize Texas and Florida.
6. I support women's choice and view GOP pols as the result of trailer sex gone bad.
7. Gym Jordan, not to be confused with Gyn Jordan, needs help with his receding hair and comb-overs. I comb my hair every morning and actually look into a mirror as a form of cross-check.
8. Rugby and the GOP have a lot in common. They just keep moving this ball around in the mud. I'm having a ball watching the dysfunction, of course.
9. I'm not in 4th grade anymore and am aware of it, proud of the fact, and can complete whole sentences without looking stupid.
10. GOP bed bugs or GOP shingles? Neither of them care. I watch them on TV and enjoy their appreciation of life in the slow lane.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218390695

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Re: Why I should be next Speaker
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2023, 01:04:38 PM »
Well you have to take into consideration that he’s a newbie and hasn’t fully developed his du thermo nuclear dummy stupid style yet. :thatsright: :loser: :loser: :loser:
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Re: Why I should be next Speaker
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2023, 12:47:04 PM »
What is this, open mic night?

You know, the way things are going, maybe that’s not such a bad idea.
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Re: Why I should be next Speaker
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2023, 01:03:54 PM »
Quote from: ADsOutburst on October 24, 2023, 12:47:04 PM
What is this, open mic night?

You know, the way things are going, maybe that’s not such a bad idea.

Lots of comedy clubs have a recurring 'Amateur Night', where anybody can get up and try their hand at it. Maybe Skinner's Island has implemented 'Amateur Night' in the Day Room of the asylum, where DUm'Rats can get a few minutes to pretend to be relevant to outside society?
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Re: Why I should be next Speaker
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2023, 07:49:19 PM »
Man, DU is getting lame.
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Re: Why I should be next Speaker
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2023, 06:30:38 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on October 24, 2023, 07:49:19 PM
Man, DU is getting lame.

They are lame, and in a constant struggle to somehow become lamer.
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