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Offline MrsSmith

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I have developed a backup plan.. If the worst happens ...
« on: September 09, 2008, 07:54:31 PM »
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Motown_Johnny (1000+ posts)      Tue Sep-09-08 08:11 PM
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I have developed a backup plan.. If the worst happens and McCain/Palin wins.....

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then we get a bunch of liberals to move to Alaska and vote for it to secede. We can then make guns illegal and all the conservatives will leave our new country. At that point we can hold the oil for Ransom and create a frozen paradise on earth. We could even try to get Barack to move north with us and elect him our President.

It won't be as hard as you might think. The election results in 2006 have a grand total of about 250,000 voters.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska_gubernatorial_elect...


I believe we can get that many disgusted liberals to move north to create our own new country without any conservatives to **** it up for us.


What will McCain do about it? Tell us we can't leave the union even though it is something his VP once advocated? Good luck with that.

 

Make guns illegal???   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:  Yeah, all those pics of dead wolves, it's just because humans like to beat up on them.  And the dead caribou, no way you'd need any of those to eat or anything...just run down to the supermarket...it's only 200 miles...without a road.   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Hold the oil for Ransom??? Who's Ransom???   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:


Frozen paradise on earth??  Frozen, starved and eaten by wolves??  No wonder the conservatives all left!!!!   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: I have developed a backup plan.. If the worst happens ...
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2008, 07:57:13 PM »
Well dang.

I thought this was gonna be about another DUmmie moving to Canada or France or whatever.   :-)
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Re: I have developed a backup plan.. If the worst happens ...
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2008, 07:58:27 PM »
You can tell that DUmbass has never been anywhere near Alaska. Hey DUmmy care to guess how cold it gets in the dead of January up there? When I was there the wind chill got to -114 one day.
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Re: I have developed a backup plan.. If the worst happens ...
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2008, 08:01:06 PM »
Good God they are going to storm Alaska with torches and pitchforks. :overreaction:

There is not a one of those simple minded wusses that could even begin to make a go of it in Alaska. :lmao:
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Re: I have developed a backup plan.. If the worst happens ...
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2008, 08:01:26 PM »
They can all plant hippie gardens and live happily ever after .... wait.  I think there is a fly in the ointment.  WHO is going to do the work.  95% of the liberals are on gov't assistance.  Oooops.  Overlooked that little tidbit. 

Oh, wait .... another fly .... how do you plant hippie gardens when the ground is frozen near 20' deep?  Hmmm seems like they have more thinkin' to do.

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Re: I have developed a backup plan.. If the worst happens ...
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2008, 08:07:39 PM »
You didn't think they would actually think did you.

Not only that, but wouldn't they have a problem getting rid of those who wanted to stay.  I mean they have no idea of the distances involved.
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Re: I have developed a backup plan.. If the worst happens ...
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2008, 08:41:02 PM »
Just when I think they can't possibly get any more stupid. :thatsright:
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Re: I have developed a backup plan.. If the worst happens ...
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2008, 10:23:10 PM »
In the early 80s I was in Anchorage during summer (clearly) in a bar where beers were $8 each and above the bar was the best sign I've seen.

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Re: I have developed a backup plan.. If the worst happens ...
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2008, 11:31:17 PM »
Hold the oil for ransom??? :rotf:

DUmmies, prefering social services to subsidize their sloth, wouldn't invest in a military to protect that oil; therefore, we would simply send the Washington National Guard, or a Boy Scout Troop from Butte, MT for that matter, to secure the oilfields.

Idjits!
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Re: I have developed a backup plan.. If the worst happens ...
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2008, 11:48:52 PM »
They wouldn't make it through mostquito season summer, never mind the first winter. :-)
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Re: I have developed a backup plan.. If the worst happens ...
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2008, 12:52:30 AM »
Wolf#1-"Hey. Ever try hippie liberal for breakfast?"

Wolf#2-"No. Have you?"

Wolf#1-"Yeah. Once."

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Wolf#1-"It kindda had a 'wild' taste to it. Tough, stringy and stunk to high heaven, nothing like chicken."

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