DUmmies Contemplate Coming Catastrophe

[GOBUCKS]

DUmmy nadinbrzezinski, like barn animals foretelling an earthquake, senses the coming defeat of her Obamessiah:

nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)       Tue Sep-09-08 04:57 PM
Original message
And so it begins, the preparation for another coup
so once it succeeds (yes kiddies, we need to plan for the worst and hope for the best), what are YOU going to do?

And yes, there are many ways that you can see this happening.

These include the polls... create a race where one does not exist.

Oh and the perception that the change is the party in power... how inane that is, is besides the point

So start planning... and yes I assume they will be able to steal it

Oh and check with your local registrar to make SURE you are still on the rolls... that IS your first step, especially if you are black or any other minority... we know voting while minority is a crime in this country

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3958401

DUmmy (and raving nutcase) Tangerine LaBamba is trying to make a tough decision: hit the slopes, the slots, or suicide:

Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Tue Sep-09-08 05:00 PM
Response to Original message
1. My closest friends and I 
have begun talking in earnest about what we'll do if Obama is not elected in November.
Switzerland, Canada, Las Vegas and a noose - all those options are currently in play.

 
DUmmy nadinbrzezinski seconds the idea of suicide, since a parasite DUmmy cannot gain entry to another country:

nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)       Tue Sep-09-08 05:04 PM
Response to Reply #1
3. Here's the rub, we can DO SOMETHING about it
our forefathers used to. National strikes, all the way to the 1950s, come to mind
Oh never mind. I know, we are a nation of cowards any longer
I grieve losing my America, but it will be impossible to live here should the worst happen.

DUmmy originalpckelly gives some indication of being upset by the imminent defeat of the Obamessiah:

originalpckelly  (1000+ posts)       Tue Sep-09-08 05:04 PM
Response to Original message
5. I'm having a f**king revolution.
I'm sick of this shit of feeling powerless in my own *******ed country, and this bullshit has got to stop.

Note to  DUmmy originalpckelly: You will always be powerless. You are, after all, a DUmmy.

DUmmy Cleita hints at a DUmmy mole inside Rove's "election modification" organization:

Cleita  (1000+ posts)       Tue Sep-09-08 05:06 PM
Response to Original message
9. My "sources" (and you know what they are; no need to go into detail in GD)
tell me that there will be a grand attempt by the RNC to cheat on the election. We will go through 2000 again but this time we can't give up until every vote is recounted and every irregularity investigated, no matter how long it takes even up to the inauguration and beyond if need be. We will get Obama as our next President if we don't give in. Even the Supreme Court can't change it this time because if they do, it's time to start demanding that they uphold the Constitution that they are supposed to defend. However, the best thing would be for those who live in states and precincts that this might happen in to closely monitor their elections and be ever vigilant to anything unusual so this doesn't happen.

Note to DUmmy Cleita: You are, and will always remain, every bit as powerless as DUmmy originalpckelly.

DUmmy nadinbrzezinski warns she is ready to start writing letters to the editor:

nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)       Tue Sep-09-08 05:27 PM
Response to Reply #12
13. You know me, I will fight

 

[Duke Nukum]

I haven't been to the "reality based community's" home site in quite some time, do they still count the tombstoned as members?  And if so, do the tombstones outnumber the living DUmmies yet?

They are such a small group of people and yet they think the rest of the country thinks the same as them. 

[Carl]

They know.....deep down,they know. 

[Texacon]

If they got the energy to actually leave their homes and try 'revolution' ..... they would be quite surprised at how few of them show up.  I mean, there are few enough of them as it is but there are fewer yet who would actually 'do' something, anything .....

KC

[franksolich]

I haven't been to the "reality based community's" home site in quite some time, do they still count the tombstoned as members?  And if so, do the tombstones outnumber the living DUmmies yet?

They are such a small group of people and yet they think the rest of the country thinks the same as them. 

Yeah, the primtives no longer on Skins's island are still counted as members.

And man, the exiled outnumbered the still-surviving primitives a very long time ago.

Based upon BadCat's most-excellent DUmp Diver, there appears to be about 6,000 active primitives, and circa 120,000 "members."  Now, not all "members" not among those 6,000 were mausoleumed; some of them just went away.  And that's the number that's hard to decipher, then; of the 95% no longer there, how many just went away, and how many were mausoleumed?

Only my fellow alum Skins, Lord Marblehead EarlG, and the elusive enigmatic Elad know.

[Lord Undies]

I learned tonight it will be McCain/Palin in an earthmoving landslide.  The Little Goons can forget about "cheating".

I learned my daughter-in-law's stepfather is voting for McCain.  It will be his first Republican vote in all his 70 years.  This is HUGH, too.  It's like Keith Olberbite and Barbra Streinsane voting for McCain. 

Believe me, if the democrats have lost this guy, they are in sh*t too deep to emerge. 

[franksolich]

You know, Bucks, sir, your comment about the DUAC primitives writing letters to the editors:

On Monday, the Omaha World-Herald announced it will no longer print boiler-plate "letters to the editor" produced by activist groups, where one just copies the letter and signs his name.

This is going to really hurt the "activism" of the primitives who, for all practical purposes, are going to have to hand-write letters to the editor, and oh my, they don't have the time and motivation to do that.

I had wondered how long it was going to take the Omaha World-Herald to change its policy; about a year, a year and a half, ago, the newspaper was constantly flooded with letters from alleged readers allegedly Republican or "former" Republican, most of them having to do with the now-retiring U.S. Senator Charles Hagel, and nearly all of them seeming as if they had been produced on Skins's island for mass distribution.

[Duke Nukum]

I learned tonight it will be McCain/Palin in an earthmoving landslide.  The Little Goons can forget about "cheating".

I learned my daughter-in-law's stepfather is voting for McCain.  It will be his first Republican vote in all his 70 years.  This is HUGH, too.  It's like Keith Olberbite and Barbra Streinsane voting for McCain. 

Believe me, if the democrats have lost this guy, they are in sh*t too deep to emerge. 

My mom, a lifetime FDR Democrat, is voting for McCain also, which, Before Palin was a huge relief to me because it meant I didn't have to vote.

Of course, now I am voting for Palin.

[jukin]

For the lurking Dummies, how are Sarah's skirt tails going to mess with the legislature.

[Carl]

You know, Bucks, sir, your comment about the DUAC primitives writing letters to the editors:

On Monday, the Omaha World-Herald announced it will no longer print boiler-plate "letters to the editor" produced by activist groups, where one just copies the letter and signs his name.

This is going to really hurt the "activism" of the primitives who, for all practical purposes, are going to have to hand-write letters to the editor, and oh my, they don't have the time and motivation to do that.

I had wondered how long it was going to take the Omaha World-Herald to change its policy; about a year, a year and a half, ago, the newspaper was constantly flooded with letters from alleged readers allegedly Republican or "former" Republican, most of them having to do with the now-retiring U.S. Senator Charles Hagel, and nearly all of them seeming as if they had been produced on Skins's island for mass distribution.

One can always tell a "genuine" letter to the editor from a primitive.
It is usually a rambling assembling of talking points with no linear connection between them.

Something of the nature of....

This election we have to elect Obama because Bush tortures people and blacks died in Katrina.
Only a democrat will speak for the people and end the facists that wire tap everyone so haliburton can make money in Iraq from the stolen oil that we went there for.

Guessing that any somewhat coherent recitation of those same talking points is what tips them off that they are mearly copied.

[Splashdown]

DUmmies, I hate to break this to you.

And I'll type slow so you can understand:

None. Of. Those. Countries. Will. Have. You!!!!

You. Are. Not. Productive. Members. Of. Society.

They. Want. People. Who. PRODUCE.

[jukin]

DUmmies, I hate to break this to you.

And I'll type slow so you can understand:

None. Of. Those. Countries. Will. Have. You!!!!

You. Are. Not. Productive. Members. Of. Society.

They. Want. People. Who. PRODUCE.

HI5 for breaking the news to them....even if they are the mostest giftiest and talentediest in their own minds.

[Chris_]

Cleita  (1000+ posts)       Tue Sep-09-08 05:06 PM
Response to Original message
9. My "sources" (and you know what they are; no need to go into detail in GD)
tell me that there will be a grand attempt by the RNC to cheat on the election. We will go through 2000 again but this time we can't give up until every vote is recounted and every irregularity investigated, no matter how long it takes even up to the inauguration and beyond if need be. We will get Obama as our next President if we don't give in. Even the Supreme Court can't change it this time because if they do, it's time to start demanding that they uphold the Constitution that they are supposed to defend. However, the best thing would be for those who live in states and precincts that this might happen in to closely monitor their elections and be ever vigilant to anything unusual so this doesn't happen.

I really don't consider the RNC trying to stop all the dead folks in the cemetery from pulling the "D" lever to be cheating.

[Vagabond]

I haven't been to the "reality based community's" home site in quite some time, do they still count the tombstoned as members?  And if so, do the tombstones outnumber the living DUmmies yet?

They are such a small group of people and yet they think the rest of the country thinks the same as them. 

Yeah, the primtives no longer on Skins's island are still counted as members.

And man, the exiled outnumbered the still-surviving primitives a very long time ago.

Based upon BadCat's most-excellent DUmp Diver, there appears to be about 6,000 active primitives, and circa 120,000 "members."  Now, not all "members" not among those 6,000 were mausoleumed; some of them just went away.  And that's the number that's hard to decipher, then; of the 95% no longer there, how many just went away, and how many were mausoleumed?

Only my fellow alum Skins, Lord Marblehead EarlG, and the elusive enigmatic Elad know.

Then you have to count all of us who have more than one tombstone to our credit.  Three of them belong to me.

[rich_t]

National strikes

That would require you brain dead liberals to actually have a job in the first place.

Ooops.

[miskie]

National strikes

That would require you brain dead liberals to actually have a job in the first place.

Ooops.

Its one of those intellectual exercises

"If the unemployed strike, does it impact the economy ?" -