What I like the most about the current persistent heat is that it serves several purposes: it makes liberals physically uncomfortable, it makes them emotionally distraught, and it provokes even more unnecessary anxiety than their usual. Heat is nothing more than the excitation and disturbance of molecules, and it turns out that DUmmies are a prime example of exactly that. The only reason I don't hope for their demise now is that winter promises to be similarly brutal, and I want them to succumb to that instead.
As for the claim that Al Gore's presence in the White House would have improved the climate, I have to ask: why didn't 0bama, who was influenced by Gore, change the climate? Moreover, what is it about the office of POTUS that allows for it to control the climate? Let us suppose that Americans would have stood still for complete and immediate removal of all emissions (under the ridiculous theory that such removal can affect the CLIMATE) in a Gore presidency. Just suppose. Even if the US committed that cultural and economic suicide, there is still China, India, Brazil, and Indonesia, with their completely unabated emissions. No, DUmmies, eating bugs will not make weather gooder. Even if all countries did it. Instead, there is a massive mother****ing fireball in space that governs much of the weather you experience. In addition to your own personal insignificance and irrelevance, we exist in a brief insignificant moment in the history of the universe, and right now the weather is a little more volatile on Earth than in other years.
We cannot change the climate, you arrogant, ridiculous ****s.
