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Offline CC27

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So I read that Jesus Christ name originally was going to be Gary.
« on: August 31, 2023, 06:48:48 AM »
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So I read that Jesus Christ name originally was going to be Gary.

That is until Mary stubbed her toe.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/11988461

uh...ok... :whatever:
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Re: So I read that Jesus Christ name originally was going to be Gary.
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2023, 07:15:35 AM »
It’s as if they can’t dig the hole fast enough to jump in and start covering themselves up with dirt.

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Re: So I read that Jesus Christ name originally was going to be Gary.
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2023, 07:17:46 AM »
Of all the things on DU that had no point, that one had no point the most.
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Re: So I read that Jesus Christ name originally was going to be Gary.
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2023, 09:09:06 AM »
Some kind DU-member - if any are - should tell Duncanpup that drunk-posting stupid jokes doesn't work.
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Re: So I read that Jesus Christ name originally was going to be Gary.
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2023, 10:05:55 AM »
Don't quit your day job... oh wait.
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Re: So I read that Jesus Christ name originally was going to be Gary.
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2023, 11:12:33 AM »
Now do the pedophile rag head.
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Re: So I read that Jesus Christ name originally was going to be Gary.
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2023, 11:37:21 AM »
Jesus' name is Joshua bar Josef... in case anyone was wondering. Jesus is just a Greek rendering of the name Joshua.
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Re: So I read that Jesus Christ name originally was going to be Gary.
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2023, 01:11:40 PM »
There’s an ignorance contest going on over there  :thatsright: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser:

And when they’re on their deathbed they can pray to planned parenthood  :loser: :loser:
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Re: So I read that Jesus Christ name originally was going to be Gary.
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2023, 01:29:33 PM »
Quote from: Old n Grumpy on August 31, 2023, 01:11:40 PM
...And when they’re on their deathbed they can pray to planned parenthood  :loser: :loser:

Margaret Sanger & Co. will be far too preoccupied to respond when the time comes...

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