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Offline CC27

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I was at the grocery store Sunday
« on: July 31, 2023, 06:50:14 AM »
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I was at the grocery store Sunday

I live in a red area.

I noticed a woman in my aisle wearing a T-shirt "**** TRUMP. IF YOU LIKE TRUMP, **** YOU TOO"

I nodded my approval to her and discretely said "Nice shirt". She responded "Thanks".

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Low post DUmmie trying to get cred with this made up BS
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Re: I was at the grocery store Sunday
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2023, 08:50:35 AM »
For my part, I'd thank the female - she ain't no lady! - for the warning about her hatefulness ... from at least 2x-3x arm's length, of course.
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Re: I was at the grocery store Sunday
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2023, 09:32:21 AM »
And then a brick leapt out of the bushes.
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Re: I was at the grocery store Sunday
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2023, 09:41:12 AM »
I saw an elderly man in the grocery store today that had a shirt that said “keep back 10’
I might poop my pants like joe biden “
 :-) :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: I was at the grocery store Sunday
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2023, 10:22:56 AM »
Quote from: CC27 on July 31, 2023, 06:50:14 AM
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Jimbo S (2,892 posts)


I was at the grocery store Sunday

I live in a red area.

I noticed a woman in my aisle wearing a T-shirt "**** TRUMP. IF YOU LIKE TRUMP, **** YOU TOO"

I nodded my approval to her and discretely said "Nice shirt". She responded "Thanks".
Low post DUmmie trying to get cred with this made up BS

I got $5 that says DUm'Rat's  :bouncy: is no more than low-grade  :bouncy: material. It is, after all the end of the month, and we all know that DUm'Rats only have  ~$3 - $4 left in food stamps, but their cash assistance was blown >20 days ago.

My guess? DUmmy saw the T-shirt advertised on the banner ads whilst jumping from one pr0n site to another, wished s/h/it could have it but knows that there will be no money for it until the ACH gets pushed tonight/tomorrow morning, so s/h/it made up the  :bouncy: about seeing it in a store, trying to pretend that they still have money and aren't beholden to the generosity of the US Taxpayer.
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Re: I was at the grocery store Sunday
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2023, 10:27:36 AM »
I went to the grocery store last week. I picked up some things, took them to the checkout line, paid, and walked out. I then returned my shopping cart, and left.

The end.
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Re: I was at the grocery store Sunday
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2023, 11:08:49 AM »
Quote from: ADsOutburst on July 31, 2023, 10:27:36 AM
I went to the grocery store last week. I picked up some things, took them to the checkout line, paid, and walked out. I then returned my shopping cart, and left.
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 :argh: Returning your cart is White Privilege and White Supremacy!!! :argh:
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Re: I was at the grocery store Sunday
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2023, 11:49:47 AM »
Cool story, bro.
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Re: I was at the grocery store Sunday
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2023, 11:57:04 AM »
Quote from: ADsOutburst on July 31, 2023, 10:27:36 AM
I went to the grocery store last week. I picked up some things, took them to the checkout line, paid, and walked out. I then returned my shopping cart, and left.

The end.

Wait, did you use an EBT card to pay?
No clapping for the returned cart? 
Please tell me you at least turned a few magazines around.  :mad:
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Offline Old n Grumpy

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Re: I was at the grocery store Sunday
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2023, 12:19:46 PM »
I always leave my cart in the parking lot so that the guy who collects them has job security  :-)

And he can grab a smoke as well
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Re: I was at the grocery store Sunday
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2023, 01:10:04 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on July 31, 2023, 11:57:04 AM
Wait, did you use an EBT card to pay?
No clapping for the returned cart? 
Please tell me you at least turned a few magazines around.  :mad:

Nope. Not even a loss prevention guy leaping out of the freezer.
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Re: I was at the grocery store Sunday
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2023, 01:50:44 PM »
Quote from: ADsOutburst on July 31, 2023, 01:10:04 PM
Nope. Not even a loss prevention guy leaping out of the freezer.

Hmmm. Did You at least drive away in a smoke belching lifted pickup truck with the obligatory truck nuts, Trump stickers, Confederate battle flag, NRA stickers and gun rack? Give me something to grade here, you are failing with this lousy bouncy story .
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Re: I was at the grocery store Sunday
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2023, 04:27:17 PM »
There was no mention if she was double masked and keeping social distance  :lmao: :lmao:
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Life is tough and it’s even tougher when you’re stupid

Basking in the glow of my white Privilege and toxic masculinity while I water the Begonias with liberal tears!

I will give up my guns when the liberals give up their illegal aliens

We need a Bull Shit tax to make the Democrats go broke!
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