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Offline CC27

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I am no longer a southerner
« on: July 14, 2023, 10:16:02 AM »
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I am no longer a southerner

Sold my house in South Carolina, packed a couple of bags, and now I am in Oregon and planning to stay. So far, I have only been in Portland, where I am waiting for my husband to join me. We've been planning to get settled outside the city.

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Planning on opening a pie shop?? Nobody gives a rats ass
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Re: I am no longer a southerner
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2023, 10:33:55 AM »
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I am no longer a southerner

Sold my house in South Carolina, packed a couple of bags, and now I am in Oregon and planning to stay. So far, I have only been in Portland, where I am waiting for my husband to join me. We've been planning to get settled outside the city.

I suspect you will fit in just fine.
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Re: I am no longer a southerner
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2023, 11:28:29 AM »
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I am no longer a southerner

Sold my house in South Carolina, packed a couple of bags, and now I am in Oregon and planning to stay. So far, I have only been in Portland, where I am waiting for my husband to join me. We've been planning to get settled outside the city.

Be "careful" how far from Portland or Eugene or Salem (and maybe Corvallis) you go. Normal - but out-voted - people live in most of Oregon. And even Salem has a base for a "Fundamentalist" missions organization about 2000 feet outside of the city limits (I checked GoogMaps).
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Re: I am no longer a southerner
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2023, 11:31:44 AM »
Quote from: CC27 on July 14, 2023, 10:16:02 AM
Planning on opening a pie shop?? Nobody gives a rats ass

Seems like a win-win.  I'm pretty sure the average IQ of both states just improved.

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Re: I am no longer a southerner
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2023, 01:17:36 PM »
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I am no longer a southerner

Adios ass hole,maybe you can convince some of your left wing friends and family to join you  :lmao:
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Re: I am no longer a southerner
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2023, 05:49:18 PM »
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I am no longer a southerner...


I'm fairly certain at least 70% of those south of the Mason-Dixon line can't even work up enough give-a-shit to raise a glass at your receding backside, but they'll wish you a heartfelt BLESS YOUR HEART at your expectation that they care in the slightest.

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Re: I am no longer a southerner
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2023, 06:38:48 PM »
I'm sure southerners are going to be furious. :whatever:
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Re: I am no longer a southerner
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2023, 01:06:35 PM »
No longer a southerner but still and asshole.
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Re: I am no longer a southerner
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2023, 07:05:07 AM »
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10. Not born in the south

But I lived there for 24 years, in the same house

Then you're not a Southerner.

And good riddance.

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Re: I am no longer a southerner
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2023, 11:47:24 AM »
Hey DUmmie, you're not wanted in the NW either.
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Re: I am no longer a southerner
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2023, 05:49:13 PM »
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I am no longer a southerner

Well, bless your heart.
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Re: I am no longer a southerner
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2023, 06:26:02 PM »
Hopefully he gave a forwarding address so the State of South Carolina can send her a, "Thank You and Good Riddance," card. :rimshot:
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Re: I am no longer a southerner
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2023, 07:09:51 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on July 16, 2023, 06:26:02 PM
Hopefully he gave a forwarding address so the State of South Carolina can send her a, "Thank You and Good Riddance," card. :rimshot:

I have $5 that says s/h/its absentee ballot for South Caroline has been taken up by the Dim'Rat National Committee of South Carolina.
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