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Offline bijou

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Oh noes teh debil lives next door!
« on: September 08, 2008, 05:38:34 PM »
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conscious evolution  (1000+ posts)      Mon Sep-08-08 01:01 PM
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Freaky,scary IChing reading
 Advertisements [?]I have been getting some strange answers from the IChing lately so I asked what the unifying theme is in regards to my questions.
What came back was this-You are living next to a lord of the darkness and you are on to his secret.Exercise caution in all affairs.

Any advise on how to deal with this other than being cautious?


 
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1. What area of your life were you asking about?
 

 conscious evolution  (1000+ posts)      Mon Sep-08-08 04:48 PM
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3. Work,home,relationships
 The usual everyday stuff dealing with everyday affairs.
And most questions had answers that I already knew and I was just checking to be sure.
The unifying theme question just popped into my head out of left field,though.Seeing how it did I thought it seemed like I had better go ahead ask.
The rise and fall is our own creation--T.Nevins
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Re: Oh noes teh debil lives next door!
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2008, 05:50:57 PM »
These are the kinds of people who call George Noory on Coast to Coast AM.

"I saw Mothman! I'm serious, I saw him!".  :mental:
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Re: Oh noes teh debil lives next door!
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2008, 05:53:12 PM »
And to think they consider Sarah Palin's religious beliefs to be kooky.   :whatever:

I think it's far, far more dangerous to think your neighbor is "a lord of darkness" than for Palin to think (which she didn't) that the war in Iraq is a mission from God.  (Palin's a Blues Brother?  Sister?)
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Re: Oh noes teh debil lives next door!
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2008, 05:56:54 PM »
Hmmm.

You know, I wonder to whom this "lord of darkness" is referring.
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Re: Oh noes teh debil lives next door!
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2008, 06:02:13 PM »
Jesus H. Christ--whatever happened to just doing whatever the "Magic 8-Ball" told you to do?
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Re: Oh noes teh debil lives next door!
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2008, 06:11:49 PM »
This person lives next to mrs. clinton?  Or hussein uh-bam-uh, the messi-uh?
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Re: Oh noes teh debil lives next door!
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2008, 06:15:58 PM »
I fully expect some day to see one of these morons posting that some dark matter from their chakra told them that if they didn't give him oral sex he would smite their karma and aura.  They are dumb enough to fall for it too.
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Re: Oh noes teh debil lives next door!
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2008, 06:50:21 PM »
Uhm....How long till Iching tells him to kill his neighbor?
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Re: Oh noes teh debil lives next door!
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2008, 07:08:37 PM »
They do make powders that you can buy for itching. If it's caused by poison ivy or poison oak you'd probably be better off going with some lotion for the itching. However, as you are a DUmmie there's a real good chance that the itching is caused by fleas or lice so unless you get those taken care of the itching will likely reoccur.
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Re: Oh noes teh debil lives next door!
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2008, 07:40:24 PM »
Quote from:
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...... just popped into my head out of left field...

That's not all that popped.

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Re: Oh noes teh debil lives next door!
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2008, 07:45:43 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on September 08, 2008, 07:08:37 PM
They do make powders that you can buy for itching. If it's caused by poison ivy or poison oak you'd probably be better off going with some lotion for the itching. However, as you are a DUmmie there's a real good chance that the itching is caused by fleas or lice so unless you get those taken care of the itching will likely reoccur.


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Re: Oh noes teh debil lives next door!
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2008, 07:47:30 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on September 08, 2008, 06:15:58 PM
I fully expect some day to see one of these morons posting that some dark matter from their chakra told them that if they didn't give him oral sex he would smite their karma and aura.  They are dumb enough to fall for it too.

Maybe if he cleaned his chakra of dark matter there wouldn't be that itching he's going on about.   :-)
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Re: Oh noes teh debil lives next door!
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2008, 08:19:18 PM »
Some should notify the neighbor that he's living next door to a lord of insanity exercise caution.
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Re: Oh noes teh debil lives next door!
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2008, 09:05:06 PM »
We laugh at the DUmmies and their Iching.
We are Republicans. We are more interested in the ka-ching.
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Re: Oh noes teh debil lives next door!
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2008, 09:52:28 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on September 08, 2008, 07:47:30 PM
Quote from: mamacags on September 08, 2008, 06:15:58 PM
I fully expect some day to see one of these morons posting that some dark matter from their chakra told them that if they didn't give him oral sex he would smite their karma and aura.  They are dumb enough to fall for it too.

Maybe if he cleaned his chakra of dark matter there wouldn't be that itching he's going on about.   :-)

Most people would just take a good healthy shit.  In the DUmmies cases, that would clear their minds considerably.
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Re: Oh noes teh debil lives next door!
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2008, 04:47:13 AM »
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conscious evolution  (1000+ posts)      Mon Sep-08-08 04:48 PM
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3. Work,home,relationships
 The usual everyday stuff dealing with everyday affairs.
And most questions had answers that I already knew and I was just checking to be sure.
The unifying theme question just popped into my head out of left field,though.Seeing how it did I thought it seemed like I had better go ahead ask.
The rise and fall is our own creation--T.Nevins

Let me see if I've got this right...you knew the answers but lack such faith in your judgment that you feel compelled to throw a few coins down just to be sure? I do love the irony of things popping into its head from "left field", though...especially someone with a handle like "consciousevolution".

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Re: Oh noes teh debil lives next door!
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2008, 11:29:04 AM »
It might be handy to have the neighbors think you were the Lord of Darkness, as long as they were unarmed DUmmies at least.  No annoying attempts to feature you in a bouncy that way, and they wouldn't dare say Jack to you about your kids or dog shortcutting through their yard...

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Re: Oh noes teh debil lives next door!
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2008, 12:03:50 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 09, 2008, 11:29:04 AM
It might be handy to have the neighbors think you were the Lord of Darkness, as long as they were unarmed DUmmies at least.  No annoying attempts to feature you in a bouncy that way, and they wouldn't dare say Jack to you about your kids or dog shortcutting through their yard...

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Reminds me, I must polish my trident before I pop next door for morning coffee.  :-)
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Re: Oh noes teh debil lives next door!
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2008, 02:08:18 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 08, 2008, 09:05:06 PM
We laugh at the DUmmies and their Iching.
We are Republicans. We are more interested in the ka-ching.
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Re: Oh noes teh debil lives next door!
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2008, 04:42:17 PM »
They must live next to Lord Rove.
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