On behalf of the fictional spirit guides everywhere we would much rather prefer cash over "positive thoughts", "vibes", and "virtual smudging". Remember people, these special smells (such as cigar smells and bacon smells) that we fictional spirit guides use to alert you when we're near aren't free. THESE SMELLS COST MONEY! For the record, each and every one of the planet's fictional spirit guides were right there at the RNC. We were all in action just for you, but activities such as these come at a price. You all know how the repugs are. When they left those pesky repugs stole all of the fictional spirit guides smells and took them all away. Please, I beg of you, don't let your fictional spirit guide remain odorless. You can contact me here and I'll tell you where you can send your donations of cash or check. Forget about the vibes and positive thoughts. Just think, we are only $10 away from returning the smell to your own personal fictional spirit guide.