kairos12 was in jail and was put in with a big old redneck named Bubba. So Bubba says who you want to be the hubban or da wife? kairos12 says well I'd like to be the husband (I know this part is a lie but stay with me here) and thanks for giving me the choice. Bubba says "Your welcome. Now get over here and suck your wife's dick." And kairos12 lived sexually happy for the rest of his term.