Star Moron Baitball Blogger (44,453 posts)
Today, DU is a bit tedious to read...
You know what, DUmbass? You imbeciles were tedious today as well. I got $5 that says you mouthbreathers will be just as tedious, pedantic, sycophantic and moronic as you always have been tomorrow, too.
Eventually, just like the 500 monkeys pounding away at their typewriters, one of you'll hit on something that'll qualify as the next great bouncy or read the tea leaves and prognosticate that the corrupt, syphilitic traitors you mouth breathers worship will sweep the field of your enemies in just 24 more bid'ness hours, and the rest of the DUmp will join you in grunting and shouting and pounding their chests around the revel fire, and because its al the bullshit it ALWAYS is when it spews forth from your collective soup coolers, the exhiliration will fade, and y'all will be back to your usual tedious, pedantic, moronic selves, alone with the realization that there is no "revolution", you aren't leading squat, and in the end, you will all die as useless as you've always lived.
Might be kinda sad to think about, if I gave a damn about the feelings of dogshit.
