I'll bring some lumber to build scaffolds on the Capital Mall lawn if you want to chip in for a couple of skeins of rope.
Damn, D6, we already had that conversation about lumber, dude! Too damned expensive to off a bunch of vermin! Have you seen the price of 6x6x12' posts? Horrific! They're just not worth it!
I'm a fan of deportation, with a twist. They get a tattoo on their forehead which says:
LOSER
For those who already have a tattoo there, the original tattoo is removed with 80 grit sandpaper and the above tattoo is applied.
And they're never permitted into the U.S. again. I don't care where they go -- just not here.