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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #25 on: September 06, 2008, 02:29:51 PM »
Sarah Palin shot kennedy, and she has jimmy hoffa tied up in her sewing room.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2008, 02:38:08 PM »
Sarah Palin eats pizza with her fingers, not a knife and fork.


Sarah Palin has a hot husband........oops, that's not a scandal, that's just gettin' lucky.... :naughty:
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2008, 02:42:48 PM »

Sarah Palin invented the practice of clubbing baby seals to death.

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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #28 on: September 06, 2008, 03:01:24 PM »
Sarah Palin is really Sarah Conner. She's just been hiding from Arnold all these years.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #29 on: September 06, 2008, 03:02:38 PM »
Sarah Palin shot Bambi's mother.

Sarah Palin really can't stand [you]. (I can't believe I'm the first to do this!)  :-)

Sarah Palin was planning on a vacation to Paris. The French immediatly surrendered.

Sarah Palin uses spotted owl heads as bait when she's fishing for salmon.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #30 on: September 06, 2008, 03:09:28 PM »

Sarah Palin invented WalMart. :-)

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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #31 on: September 06, 2008, 03:09:50 PM »
Terminator 5 was cancelled because Sarah Palin can kick Arnold Schwarzenegger's ass.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #32 on: September 06, 2008, 03:10:34 PM »
Sarah Palin was the third man on the Grassy Knoll.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #33 on: September 06, 2008, 03:20:29 PM »
Hurricane Hannah is leaving the Eastern seaboard quickly because it's scared that Sarah Palin is on her way.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #34 on: September 06, 2008, 04:54:01 PM »
Sarah Palin doesn't cut her sandwich in half before eating it.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #35 on: September 06, 2008, 05:19:33 PM »

Sarah Palin is killing the rain forests because she doesn't like the color green.  it clashes with her eyes.

 
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #36 on: September 06, 2008, 05:21:25 PM »
Sarah Palin wants to nuke Iran. When the sand turns to glass, she'll use it to start a line of fashion eyewear.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #37 on: September 06, 2008, 06:08:32 PM »
When Boris and Natasha ran out of ideas to kill moose and squirrel, they turned to Sarah Palin. It was the Bullwinkle Show's last episode.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #38 on: September 06, 2008, 06:12:47 PM »
Sarah Palin ordered red wine with fish.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #39 on: September 06, 2008, 06:20:48 PM »
Chuck Norris ran out of facts when Sarah Palin round-house kicked him in the face.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #40 on: September 06, 2008, 08:29:17 PM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on September 06, 2008, 06:08:32 PM
When Boris and Natasha ran out of ideas to kill moose and squirrel, they turned to Sarah Palin. It was the Bullwinkle Show's last episode.

That was worth an H5.  If I can get anyone else, it is worth 50 H5s.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #41 on: September 07, 2008, 02:41:07 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on September 05, 2008, 09:08:40 PM
Both of her breasts are currently defying the Law...of gravity.

Take your best shot at trying to convince me that this is a bad thing.

And, I'm going into hiding--in New York City--if she can't stand me.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #42 on: September 07, 2008, 03:31:18 PM »
The dark is afraid of Sarah Palin.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #43 on: September 07, 2008, 05:34:08 PM »
Sarah Palin used the back of a screwdriver to hang a picture instead of a hammer.
Sarah Palin played a taped baseball game for herself&friends without express written permission from the MLB Commission.
Sarah Palin wore white after labor day.
Sarah Palin had a soda when she could of had a V8.
Sarah Palin referred to the Commonwealth of Massachusetts as the State of Massachusetts.
Sarah Palin forgot to say 'UNO!' when down to one card in the game of the same name.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #44 on: September 07, 2008, 05:39:48 PM »
Sarah Palin chews her food with her mouth open.


Sarah Palin.......gasp!.......snores.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #45 on: September 07, 2008, 05:46:39 PM »
Darth Vader is afraid of Sarah Palin.....
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #46 on: September 07, 2008, 05:50:37 PM »
Quote from: Thor on September 07, 2008, 05:46:39 PM
Darth Vader is afraid of Sarah Palin.....

How can that be? He is Sarah Palin's father!
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #47 on: September 07, 2008, 06:21:55 PM »
My step-dad was afraid of me.......    :tongue:
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #48 on: September 08, 2008, 04:21:30 PM »
Sarah Palin will not replant trees after she cuts them down and leaves polar bears stranded on ice flows.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #49 on: September 08, 2008, 05:23:14 PM »
Sarah Palin uses the broken ice from retreating glaciers to make a nice, frosty glass of lemonade.
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